What if there really was a Greene County Conspiracy?
Here's my theory:
Chris at Nathanael Greene Elementary gets told he can't do something, or gets reprimanded. Chris tard rages. While at the principal's office, he starts to tard rage more, yelling obscenities and things that a child his age shouldn't know. He's so uncontrollable that he turns violent, maybe breaking things, about being put in his place, it takes multiple people to hold him down.
The things he says are stuff a kid his age shouldn't know, so they record it.
The confront his parents about it. Chris isn't involved with "outside world" stuff, so where else would he have learned it?
Word gets out that Borb are horrible people. Chris and the Lumberjack flee to Richmond to escape the local shaming until the heat dies down.
They meet savvy "city folk" there that can spot horrible parenting. More rumors abound. They move frequently.
Finally coming back to R-Ville because even out there, no one really cares after that many years.
