Containment What If?

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was the one who decided who our next president would be?

Hillary would win.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was attacked by Phil in public and a passerby caught it on their webcam?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was attacked by Phil in public and a passerby caught it on their webcam?

Pay Per View Mo'fucka!

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got a job at Paddy's Pub from Always Sunny?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris got a job at Paddy's Pub from Always Sunny?

He'd fit right in.

 

[Sammy]

What if Chris had never found that piece of shit ED page, back in November, 2007?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris had never found that piece of shit ED page, back in November, 2007?

He would have eventually found a way to alienate Megan, and wouldn't currently be pretending to be trans.

What if Chris got a hug box?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris got a hug box?

It would reject him.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got heckled by Statler and Waldorf?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got heckled by Statler and Waldorf?

Chris would go into a tard rage causing Statler and Waldorf to heckle until both receive heart attacks from extreme heckling due to Chris's stupidity.
What if Chris hired artists to make Sonichu comics so he doesn't have to do it himself?

 

[Garfieldchu]

The Sonichu comics would be better. At least until they stopped because their paychecks bounced.

What if Chris had yellow fever?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What if Chris had yellow fever?

He's probably been exposed to it with the amount of filth in that house.

If you are referring to Asian fetish, he would have to be able to recognize faces before that would be possible.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris found himself trapped within a God of War game?

 

[Bloody Snowflake]

What if Chris found himself trapped within a God of War game?

He would crap himself.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got lost in a desert and started hallucinating CWCville and Sonichu?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris got lost in a desert and started hallucinating CWCville and Sonichu?

He'd be in the desert and living his normal life essentially.

 

[MagneticTowels]

What if Chris got a tapeworm?

 

[Garfieldchu]

He's probably been exposed to it with the amount of filth in that house.

If you are referring to Asian fetish, he would have to be able to recognize faces before that would be possible.

Yeah, Asian fetish.

What if a presidential candidate name-dropped Sonichu?

 

[18plusful]

What if Chris became a Space Marine?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got a tapeworm?

Would it be better to leave it in there to have Chris lose weight?

What if Chris became a Space Marine?

Doom would actually be funny to play.

What if Chris was made of liquid metal?