Containment What If?

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris and Barb were in a Quentin Tarantino film?

Kill Synder vol.1

 

[18plusful]

What if Chris started to paint & play some warhammer table top game?
By the style he draws Sonichu - I bet those models wouldent look like an art master piece...

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris started to paint & play some warhammer table top game?
By the style he draws Sonichu - I bet those models wouldent look like an art master piece...

Another piece of shit he'd try to sell us.

What if instead of Discover Bank, Barb owed money to the mafia?

 

[Vault Boy]

Another piece of shit he'd try to sell us.

What if instead of Discover Bank, Barb owed money to the mafia?

They'd put a horse's head on her bed, threaten to destroy some of her hoard, and eventually hold Chris hostage until they get their money.

Chris would be stress-sighing and shitting his pants while doing nothing the whole time.

What if Chris tried to lead a uprising against the US Government?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris and Clyde fought each other in the style of a Family Guy chicken fight?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris and Clyde fought each other in the style of a Family Guy chicken fight?

Clyde would slap Chris, then Chris would shit himself, cry and sigh for five minutes.

 

[Football Meatlong]

What if Carlos (Carlota?) Chantor and ADF hooked up?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Carlos (Carlota?) Chantor and ADF hooked up?

DIRTY CRAPPED BURRITO!

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris tried to lead a uprising against the US Government?

The Sperg Spring.

What if Chris bought Cold Stone creamery?

 

[Pigeon On A Stick]

What if Ruckersville was a micronation whos' economy depended on Chris's Internet antics?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Ruckersville was a micronation whos' economy depended on Chris's Internet antics?

Now that you mention it, that might actually be true. If it weren't for Chris, no one would have even heard of Ruckersville.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb was kung poo fighting
Her bowels were fast as lightning
In fact it was little bit frightening
But she shat with expert timimg?

 

[fridgesrants]

I know Chris Chan has watched Cartoon Network and Adult Swim in the past but I am surprised he never got on into Adventure Time even though it seems like a show he would like. Especially in the last few seasons they have given hints that Princess Bubblegum and Marceline like each other. Also I am surprised he is not into Steven Universe either. So what if he was into Adventure Time and Steven Universe?

 

[Somar]

what if he was into Adventure Time and Steven Universe?

Don't know about Adventure Time, but if he was into Steven Universe he'd probably rage at all the times the gems change their apperance and make his own gemsona, jesus just imagine how awful that would look.
What if Chris went back in time and told his child self not to become a mute after what his abusive babysitter did?

 

[Garfieldchu]

His child self would be traumatized at the sight of a smelly, obese man in tacky drag and a seaweed skullet. Hey, maybe this is what actually happened.

What if Chris became a rich, famous YouTube personality?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became a rich, famous YouTube personality?

POO-dew-pie. Ahem, okay enough with the poo jokes for now.

What if Chris was a hemorrhoid?

Spoiler

Who cares? He's already a pain in the ass!

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[Master Miller]

What if Chris was a hemorrhoid?

Then rubbing him with tronolane would keep him quiet for a while, probablt healthier than his oestrogen cream.

What if West Virigina had the same toilet laws as North Carolina? How would OPL react?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was raised by a left wing Bob and Barb?

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris was raised by a left wing Bob and Barb?

I don't think the Chandlers had a terribly political home life in the first place.

 

[Apocalypso]

I don't think the Chandlers had a terribly political home life in the first place.

And Chris was never politically correct anyway.