Containment What If?

[The Crazy Macer]

What if Chris was a character in a Harmony Korine film?

 

[fuehrer_dessler]

What if Chris would be black?

 

[ZehnBoat]

What if Chris would be black?

then he wouldn't trust that nigger over there

 

[Somar]

What if Chris starred in his own preschool show?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris starred in his own preschool show?

Think Big Comfy Couch with a greatly decreased budget and one crossdressing clown playing all the characters.

Aside from blowing his tugboat on cigarettes, Chris would probably smoke a stereotypical "girly" brand. And his Sweetheart Requirements would be short by one.

I can already imagine weens sending him cartons of Virginia Slims.

What if someone bought Chris a hair salon appointment for his birthday? Like to make his hair less sad.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris starred in his own preschool show?

He already does.

 

[Napalmxxx2]

He'd be an even bigger embarrassment for the brand than the movie.

What if Chris ended up in Raccoon City?

Chris would be literally eaten alive by zombies buddy, he's horribly out of shape and gets winded very easily, a zombie's shamble would probably be enough to keep up with him.

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris was roommates with Null? And what if Chris was the star of Commando?

 

[fuehrer_dessler]

What if Chris was roommates with Null? And what if Chris was the star of Commando?

What if Null had Bene Gesserit powers of storing dormant STDs in his body and infected Chris with one of them?

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

What if Chris was born a woman?

 

[picklehaube]

What if Chris was born a woman?

He is a woman.

 

[ZehnBoat]

What if Chris was born a woman?

then he would be trying to pass off as male, and somehow failing.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was an apprentice for Leonardo Da Vinci?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was an apprentice for Leonardo Da Vinci?

Da Vinci seems like the kind of guy who would like Chris's Ideas despite being a shitty artist.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris started making reaction videos?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a beatnik?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if woodrocket made a porn parody about Chris?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris started making reaction videos?

Fine Bros would try to sue him.

What if Chris was a Grandmaster of the Templar Order from Assassin's Creed?

 

[GetShrekt]

Fine Bros would try to sue him.

What if Chris was a Grandmaster of the Templar Order from Assassin's Creed?

He would turn a First Civilization artifact into the new Sonichu medallion and use it to control people's minds, therefore creating a true and honest fandase, making a boyfriend-free girl into a sweetheart from the ground up, and forcing Sega to create CWC's Adult Chronicles.

...And then he'd tell the world all about the Templars on TV and then get shanked with a hidden blade.

 

[Asandy31]

What if Chris was actually a sentient being sent to earth as a social experiment that would be televised on his race's version of YouTube.