Containment What If?

[Stuff and Things]

He would find a redneck girlfriend-free boy and marry him, or at least bang him, he will still be a shitty person...

 

[_blank_]

How would have the internet react to this?

The same way they would react to any other attractive female that just happens to like geeky shit: call her a fake, a whore, write her off, and carry on their merry little way. Of course, then comes the obligatory white-knighters that will defend the lady's honor, but will soon dissipate after they learn of Fem-Chris' disposition. As a female though (and this isn't me being sexist, but being honest), he'll probably still have a cadre of asspatters and general slime that really just want some tom-tom to pound, and....

...

...wait, did I get the scripts mixed up... this sounds verrry familiar...

 

[Poison_Ivy]

Honestly, every time I see Chris wearing something mom would wear or wearing girls clothes, I seriously think he's Norman Bates.

 

[Axiom]

Fem!Chris probably wouldn't have had to pay to lose her virginity, and probably would have found at least a few willing boyfriends to mooch off of both online and in the real world. But people would still have realized eventually that Fem!Chris is still a complete mental clusterfuck with no redeeming features except for being attractive, and most people wouldn't want anything to do with that for any more than a very short period of time. Long enough to stick their dick in the crazy and run.

 

[Vodka's My BFF]

Well, if Daryl Hannah can have a successful career as an actress, I guess Chris could pull it off. But he'd have to apply himself. Blonde moment. Forgot who I was talking about.

 

[Batman]

Yeah, but Daryl Hannah - hot (or at least, she was). Chris- Chris.

To be fair, Hollywood is the only place that Chris' childish egotism, sense of entitlement and tendency to throw childish hissy fits probably wouldn't be seen as out of place. I doubt he make it on anything other than the stage though. They don't let people as ugly as Chris on TV.

 

[Vodka's My BFF]

Yeah, but Daryl Hannah - hot (or at least, she was). Chris- Chris.

To be fair, Hollywood is the only place that Chris' childish egotism, sense of entitlement and tendency to throw childish hissy fits probably wouldn't be seen as out of place. I doubt he make it on anything other than the stage though. They don't let people as ugly as Chris on TV.

I was going from the autism angle, but I see your point. (And don't get me wrong, I love Daryl Hannah.) They may not let people as ugly as Chris on network TV, but I'm sure that if he were to play his cards right, he could totally land a show on TLC. They could probably shoehorn him in somewhere between Honey Boo Boo and My 600-lb Life.

 

[CatParty]

Yeah, but Daryl Hannah - hot (or at least, she was). Chris- Chris.

To be fair, Hollywood is the only place that Chris' childish egotism, sense of entitlement and tendency to throw childish hissy fits probably wouldn't be seen as out of place. I doubt he make it on anything other than the stage though. They don't let people as ugly as Chris on TV.

 

[exball]

Still shit his pants.

 

[littlebiscuits]

If he was a woman, it would make somewhat more complicated.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

All joking aside, I really wish that Chris could take a trip to another country, if only to see if it could expand his horizons a little bit. If he could behave himself, I could see him really enjoy visiting Japan, South Korea, or even Thailand.

I'd invite him to Germany... but our traditional customs may be too much for him...

Spoiler

(cuz they're sorta NSFW)

 

[Stuff and Things]

Still shit his pants.

And he would still use a dildo.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

He'd get herpes and knocked up pretty quickly. Chris is dumb and easy to exploit but what has saved him from real harm is the fact he doesn't have anything anyone would consider worth putting up with him for. If he was a hot girl he'd be fooled by even the scummiest guys just looking for sex. A guy in a mustard-stained wifebeater could claim to come from money and to Chris that would seem legit enough. His life might actually be worse. It'd be the same problem if Chris won the lottery. He'd be a bigger target.

 

[exball]

All joking aside, I really wish that Chris could take a trip to another country, if only to see if it could expand his horizons a little bit. If he could behave himself, I could see him really enjoy visiting Japan, South Korea, or even Thailand.

I'd invite him to Germany... but our traditional customs may be too much for him...

Spoiler

http://p.lui.li/img-40210_bencoftcmaazso_j-r-full.jpg

(cuz they're sorta NSFW)

Man Chris would really enjoy Germany.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

The only big differance I could see is that now you would have people actually hitting on her as well as trolls. There would still be videos attempting to call out trolls and convince people that she isnt a lesbian, which I am sure would go down well.

 

[The Nameless One]

What I'm gathering from these replies is that, instead of Chris having fake real girlfriends (trolls pretending to be real sweethearts), Fem!Chris would have real fake boyfriends (douchebags pretending to be interested in her Sonichu shit, getting their dicks wet, then disappearing and never being heard from again).

EDIT: Also, Fem!Chris would be able to get away with having ridiculously high standards like what he claims to have in his sweetheart search. Instead of the usual, we'd have:

-Cute, PrettyHandsome,BeautifulGorgeous, or HOT
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better
-NOT A Smoker
-TomboysTomgirls welcome
-Carefree/Light-Hearted
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (NotDitzy a Doofus)
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem
-Slim to Average body typeAthletic to Muscular body type (underover 170 lbs)
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches to 6 feet 10 inches
-Brunette or Blonde hair
-B-Cup size7 inch pickle size minimum

 

[Watcher]

Wizards would want his China

 

[exball]

Wizards would want his China

And soiled pantaloons.

 

[LordCustos3]

But you are only basing that off a fictional boy who suffers from aspergers ( NOT high functioning autism).!

:idea: Kinda like how Tuberculosis used to be called "Consumption", "High Functioning Autism" is oldspeak for "Asperger Syndrome"

Chris can speak some spanish, although he pretty much sucks at it. Maybe he could visit Latin America? At least he could speak to the locals there. I wonder how you say in spanish?

Something like this....

"Mi cabron en mis pantalones! ¿me puedes conseguir nuevos pantalones?

Normalmente, tendría el plato de combinación, pero ahora he perdido mi apetito

Re: What if Chris was an filthy whore?

If he was a woman, it would make somewhat more complicated.

Not really.
Here are two words you never, ever want to hear in the same sentence, much less in the same phrase, side by side: Tampon Teabag.

 

[Axiom]

I never even thought about a Fem!Chris getting pregnant. But yeah, as a hot girl he definitely would, and probably more than once.

She would still know nothing about birth control or safe sex and would probably believe every guy who said he'd pull out. She may even believe guys who say they're on a male birth control pill. And Fem!Chris would try and reach the babydaddies on YouTube, just like the various trolls and Miyamoto. Instead of actually pursuing child support through legal channels. And then blow the CS payments on vidya, makeup, clothes, and other junk.