Containment What If?

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

Buy a prostitute and hire her until the money runs out.

 

[exball]

Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

Buy a prostitute and hire her until the money runs out.

Chris didn't even seek the first prostitute on his own. My guess is he doesn't have time to hire a prostitute when there's VIDYA to buy.

 

[Some JERK]

Nobody would ever know. Cole pretty much has her dead to rights on the obvious discrepancies about the identity of his real father, and she still refuses to admit it, or level with him.

Chris isn't exactly Columbo. He could be staring right into the face of an inexplicably generous, fat, balding, stripey shirt wearing older guy that he's known his whole life as "Uncle Dad", and it would still never dawn on him.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Re: What if Chris was a real honest to GodBear police office

PacSol is right, he'd never make it past the front doors of a police academy, let alone become a TRUE and HONEST jerkop.

I hope they'd give him administrative duty so he wouldn't be out on the mean streets of Charlottesville.

I know a sheriff's deputy and his family, and he doesn't like giving out his home address for security reasons. Chris and Barb would need to move, everyone knows their address.

The deputies here in Stark County use Glock 22C's as their service weapon. I got to shoot a sheriff deputy's gun a couple of times. I would hope the same thing that applied to Barney Fife applied to Chris: he'd only get one bullet and he'd have to keep it in his pocket.

 

[derpi]

Chris would still have the 'tism because it was almost certainly Borbs genetics.

Well of course he'd still have the 'tism.
Would Bob ever figure it out? Poor guy has three(?) normal kids that went on to have successful careers and then there's and Coleslaw :/ It wouldn't take long for him to start questioning her about how faithful she is ._.

 

[exball]

Nobody would ever know. Coleslaw pretty much has her dead to rights on the obvious discrepancies about the identity of his real father, and she still refuses to admit it, or level with him.

Chris isn't exactly Columbo. He could be staring right into the face of an inexplicably generous, fat, balding, stripey shirt wearing older guy that he's known his whole life as "Uncle Dad", and it would still never dawn on him.

Because Chris isn't fat he's thiiiin.

 

[derpi]

MY GOD! Is this a what if?

As far as we know Chris is Bob's kid ._.
Even if they don't look alike and Chris is going bald while his dad had a full head of hair up to his death .w.

 

[cypocryphy]

There's a few pictures of Bob where you can really see how much Chris looks like him. So he is definitely the Father.

Spoiler

 

[Lady Houligan]

MY GOD! Is this a what if?

As far as we know Chris is Bob's kid ._.
Even if they don't look alike and Chris is going bald while his dad had a full head of hair up to his death .w.

Baldness is a marker on the X chromosome, though. So that'd be something Chris inherited from Barb's side of the family.

 

[derpi]

MY GOD! Is this a what if?

As far as we know Chris is Bob's kid ._.
Even if they don't look alike and Chris is going bald while his dad had a full head of hair up to his death .w.

Baldness is a marker on the X chromosome, though. So that'd be something Chris inherited from Barb's side of the family.

Wow he really did lose the genetic lottery then .-.

 

[SodomyRocket]

It would be filled with shirtless men.

 

[Mourning Dove]

For anyone familiar with the Puella Magi Madoka Magica anime series...

Kyuubey, being one of the most successful trolls ever for the young girls who contract with him, easily convinces Christian to make a wish and become a Puella Magi, since OPL has a similar mentality of a young girl. Now Christian can fight witches/trolls (most likely trolls) with his newfound powers and magical tomgirl outfit! That is, if he ever gets himself to GO WORK ON IT.

What wish did Christian make to Kyuubey?
What does Christian's magical tomgirl outfit look like?
What unique wish-related power does Christian have? (i.e. Sayaka's instant healing, Homura's time powers, etc.)
Would Chris even want to fight witches? Would he be too lazy or cowardly? Or would he abuse his powers to simply get revenge on the trolls and/or find a sweetheart?
What event leads to Chris's downfall and transformation of a witch?
What would Chris look and act like as a witch? What would his barrier and familiars look like? (I think CWCville and Sonichu, respectively)

 

[brooklynbailiff]

Autism.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

Kabuki Powers.

 

[Male]

Dear anyone who reads this:
I'm sorry but the test results came back, you got autism and lyme disease from this thread.

-Dr Mantis Tobaggan

 

[Mourning Dove]

Dear anyone who reads this:
I'm sorry but the test results came back, you got autism and lyme disease from this thread.

-Dr Mantis Tobaggan

Sometimes when I post in these forums I get the reply "Autism." What does that even mean? Am I breaking some sort of rule? I've only been a poster in these forums for about a day so please clarify if I'm causing any problems so I can avoid causing them again.

 

[LordCustos3]

:?

 

[SodomyRocket]

:?

He did train say his prayers and eat his vitamins so you never know.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

Spinning off from the thread in Chris:

Let's say Chris is walking along when something unlikely happens. He's struck by lighting, he is kidnapped by a mad scientist who performs the world's first reverse lobotomy on him, a woman finds him attractive and tells him so, whatever. It causes a few neurons to fire and Chris realizes he doesn't have to obey Barb. The only power she has over him is what he allows her to have, and all of her threats are hollow.

What would he do?

 

[Kosher Dill]

He'd go to social events intended for people of his mental age (Pokemon card tournaments, Toys 'R' Us Lego events, etc), reclaim his own room, start playing his God-promised 8 hours a day of vidya again, and stay out as long as he pleased when running errands. That's pretty much it.