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I don't think there would have been much difference. No matter where a hoarder lives, they will build a hoard. I don't see any relocation affecting Barb's mentality in this regard.

The one difference might be on the outside; if the Branch-nobyl disaster garden was replicated at their new house, their neighbours might not be so accommodating. This might force them to keep the outside tidy.
 
Naxra dijo:
I don't think there would have been much difference. No matter where a hoarder lives, they will build a hoard. I don't see any relocation affecting Barb's mentality in this regard.

The one difference might be on the outside; if the Branch-nobyl disaster garden was replicated at their new house, their neighbours might not be so accommodating. This might force them to keep the outside tidy.
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Gotta like that name, Branch-nobyl. Still, considering hjow the neighbors would force them to keep the outside tidy, I can only imagine a Chris from the 90's complaining about the work. At least he is getting exercise from all the hard work if the lawn itself has an overgrowth.
 
c-no dijo:
Naxra dijo:
I don't think there would have been much difference. No matter where a hoarder lives, they will build a hoard. I don't see any relocation affecting Barb's mentality in this regard.

The one difference might be on the outside; if the Branch-nobyl disaster garden was replicated at their new house, their neighbours might not be so accommodating. This might force them to keep the outside tidy.
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Gotta like that name, Branch-nobyl. Still, considering hjow the neighbors would force them to keep the outside tidy, I can only imagine a Chris from the 90's complaining about the work. At least he is getting exercise from all the hard work if the lawn itself has an overgrowth.
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I think that this arrangement would create a siege mentality within the Chandler household; I can imagine Barb would feel that she was being persecuted for not being allowed to let her garbage spill into the garden. I bet there would be resistance, scuffles with neighbours and all around bad relations with the neighbourhood. Perhaps we wouldn't even need Snyder or the Game Place for a 28th October 2011 scenario to unfold.
 
Mama Luigi dijo:
We should all take into account that one of the major reasons Digimon "failed" was because after the success of Pokemon, whoever was in charge of marketing decided to market Digimon exactly like Pokemon (so the main character is Taichi instead of all 8 kids being the main characters with Taichi just being elected the leader 19 episodes in, and the "Gotta Catch Em All" mentality didn't apply to a franchise where you get one partner and that's it) So with Pokemon out of the way, Digimon would have little competition and would be marketed correctly. So it's natural to assume that Chris would latch on to Digimon. So we would have Agumonic or something.
I hope this made sense because I suck at explaining things
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I see, that makes sense. So I think the general consensus is sonic+Digimon
 
The Greene County Conspiracy never happens. Chris doesn't frequent C-ville, no GAMe PLACe, Fashion Square Mall, or Get tar sagas.
Yup, Chrissy life would be grand had those autistic hating bastards didn't pay off the realtors.
 
Silent Hill consists of its visitor's worst fears and demons, right? Therefore the "monsters" would be the usual things that stress Chris out daily: manajerks, jerkops, deans, trolls, the lack of a sweetheart, the prospect of responsibility.

As for Barb using her Facebook, I agree with what others have said. Empty, private, mainly used for playing games, if used at all. Additionally, I think she would be too lazy to have a profile picture. And due to her general isolation and unpleasant demeanor, she would have max 10-15 friends, if any. Probably people Christian knows.
 
We all know that :snorlax: was somewhat of a party girl. So what if she got knocked up while dating Bob and just told him it was his kid since she didn't know who the father was? ._.
 
Chris would still have the 'tism because it was almost certainly Borbs genetics.
 
The monsters would all be giant pickles and the final boss would be a hideously grotesque, deformed chimera of Michael Snyder and Megan.
 
Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

SodomyRocket dijo:
Chris buys a mall and bard fills it with good will crap creating a mega hoard.
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WE, WILL, EVOLVE!

Re: What if Chris was a real honest to GodBear police office

RogerRabbit1988 dijo:
Well, he would be corrupted. Take bribes, shoot first and ask questions later.


But the thought of Chris with a gun scares me.
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Chris would quit the minute he shoots his duck off.
 
If working dispatch wasn't too stressful for him and by some miracle he made it, I'd hope they'd put him on nonemergency dispatch so he'd only get calls about loud parties and nuisance calls.

CWC: mmm yeah, this is Greene County police dispatch. This is Chris, how may I help you?
Caller: I have these neighbors and they have really overgrown property, with cars, refuse and, uh, I think refrigerators on the lawn?
CWC: mmm yeah, I can see how you'd be concern. May I have your name and location, please?
Caller: Tom Smith of Ruckersville
CWC: MMM-Mister Smith, is that you?
Caller: Yes, it is. I'm calling in to report that eyesore at 14 Branchland Court
CWC: MM-Mister Smith, that was really hurtful, you crossed a line there, sir

What if those goons with the soundboard kept calling him while he was at work? :ween:
 
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