Containment What If?

[Jigglyjogglers]

what if Chris got poisoned and only had 24 hours to find a cure?

"I'll do it in a bit!"

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris worked alongside Phil Burnell (darksydephil) and Dobson to form a coalition called the League of Oppressed Lolcows (LOL) in an attempt to combat the trolls?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) owed debts to Jabba the Hutt?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris owed debts to Jabba the Hutt?

Chris would forget about the debt, and a pissed off Jabba would hire some bounty hunters to hunt him down. Boba, Bossk, Dengar, etc. would coming knocking at Chris' door, and a stressed out Chris would shit his pants and do nothing.

 

[Apocalypso]

"I'll do it in a bit!"

"Ah'm workin on it!"

 

[Somar]

What if Chris guest starred in a Nostalgia Critic review?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

What if Chris guest starred in a Nostalgia Critic review?

It would suck more than usual.

 

[Vault Boy]

It would suck more than usual.

Unless the NC was reviewing The American Rabbit. Watching Chris tard rage as NC rips the movie a new asshole would be awesome.

What if Chris was an early 1700s pirate who tried to start a mutiny against his captain?

 

[GolgoXIII]

Captain Neckbeard would ban him from his ship.

What if godbear trolled Chris with his name?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris appeared in Rocko's Modern Life?

 

[GolgoXIII]

He'd be heffer.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if an army of Chris clones broke into every Gamestop in Virginia?

 

[GolgoXIII]

Virginia would be engulfed in a cloud of pepper spray.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was the first Human to be discovered by aliens?

 

[GolgoXIII]

Those aliens would grow tired of his bitchiness and then horrified when they attempt to anal probe him resulting in them dropping him off and avoiding earth all together.

My same question.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was the first Human to be discovered by aliens?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if godbear trolled Chris with his name?

Chris would go catatonic and then

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) was a droid?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris tried to perform human transmutation on Bob?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was frozen in carbonite?