Containment What If?

[MrTroll]

Larry Flynt without the money, business savvy, publishing empire, women willing to pretend to like him, or gold-plated wheelchair.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

If Chris lost the autism, he might be able to see how his behavior effects the people around him.

Might.

Assuming that Chris's lack of empathy is autism-based and not asshole-based.

 

[exball]

DIRTY, CRAPPED HONEYMOON

Anna, or a woman like her, really is Chris's best bet in finding a sweetheart. They'd have to be completely blind to all of Chris's faults to have any sort of relationship with him.

That said, Anna doesn't want an lolcow husband. If she did take leave of her senses and marry Chris, she'd either realize very quickly what a horrible mistake she made or she'd deny his faults.

Heaven help any kids that were born to them.

Like Anna would put out for Chris.

He's not already? But Sonichu is real.

 

[derpi]

Isn't Anna like 40 years old? Chrissy wants a 21 year old sweetheart :>
Seriously though, she'd probably kill him in his sleep :/

 

[fridgesrants]

I still think this will happen at some point. Chris and Anna are a match made in heaven. They are both shut ins who live mediocre lives. I really do not if their marriage would last though. Chris would be annoying to deal with on a daily basis.

 

[spaps]

What if Chris had a wheelchair? "Tales of the crazy wheeler" In Sonichu he would draw himself as half race car.

Funny story, when my friend first saw this image of Chris, he thought Chris was an retard in a wheelchair.

Spoiler

What if Chris and 3 other lolcows were the survivors in Left 4 Dead?

 

[exball]

Nothing would get done and they would all die.

My personal take on it.

Chris
Rika
ADF
SammyClassicSanicFan

Rika thinks Chris is a useless fuck and try's to get him killed at every turn. Chris gets mad at Rika because he think's Rika is not a "true and honest" tomgirl. Sammy just calls every zombie a frick and tries hit them with his stick before being devoured. ADF is to preoccupied with his spanking fetish and tries to spank a zombie, it ends poorly. Chris and Rika end up getting each other killed and they are revived as special infected. Chris becomes a boomer, Rika becomes a spitter, ADF becomes a charger, and Sammy becomes that asshole who yells frick an awful lot.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

What would happen if one day Anna woke up to find she was the autistic creator of Sonichu and Chris found himself as the friend who protects Anna? They are still the same people we know, but now in each others shoes.

 

[exball]

Nothing changes.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

I think Chris would take it. The dude is always trying to pass himself off as normal, so getting rid of his biggest barrier would be something he would want. Then he would find it doesn't magically fix his life and he has a breakdown.

That is, unless he'd give it up for a PS4.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Iimagine in one of their adventures, they found a hospital which was trying to develope "autism vaccines", and Chris relucently tries it, turns out that the autism vaccine is a ctually a mutation called "ieiunium ericius" which gives him SUPER AUTISM.
this gave him the power to run faster and gain super strength.
the rest of the gang tries the super autism thing;
Rika gains DELICOUS CURVES and is able to use his tears as either medicine or acid.
Sammy Goes full dragon born and can use his screeches to propell enemies away
and ADF dies of overdose or something because I'm lacking creativity right now.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Chris would be kicked out after his bandmates try to tell him guitar hero is not a real instrument. The rest of the band would then go off to enjoy moderate success (by some standard) without him.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What/who would he fight for? What would he put on his tumblr blog? How would the other SJW react??

 

[Glitter]

Going off the most stereotypical version of SJWs...

Oppression Olympics points:
+autistic
+man who dresses as a woman and increasingly wants to be identified as a lesbian
+lives in relative poverty with abusive parent, other parents is dead
+socially retarded
+jobless, not in school
+has headmates, Sonichu and Rosechu
+trolled since 2007
+has experienced "emotional rape"
+transethnic Cherokee!
+debatably pagan

Oppression Olympics no-nos:
-clearly white but in a white trash way
-American
-southern
-nominally Christian
-conservative on many issues
-despises gay men to a ridiculous extreme
-old and looks way older than he is
-creepy creeping creep

Funning aside, I think his pathological homophobia would be the biggest factor in Kaka's expulsion from the tumblr crowd. He could actually find supporters there if he renounced his hatred of gay people...

 

[José Mourinho]

He's not already? But Sonichu is real.

I don't have to Justify Sonichu and Rosechu; they can take of that themselves.

Chris
Rika
Moleman9000
SammyClassicSonicFan

Nothing would get done.

Chris will still complain about his life.

 

[cypocryphy]

He's already got the raging tranny thing down.

 

[CatParty]

he'd still get julay'd every day

he'd have to care about other people first.i'm sure any oppression is nothing compared to his "hardships" & "stress"

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

He'd get called out on being a Chris Justice Warrior.

 

[Linako 2.0]

But Alaaan~
They will obtain SUPER AUTISM

 

[sparklemilhouse]

As we all know, an asset protection manager banned Chris from his local walmart for vandalizing an Xbox display. Now, usually the asset protection manager cracks down on shoplifters.

If given the chance, what do you think Chris would shoplift from Walmart?

My choices would be:

-makeup
-something stupid and minor like a sharpie from the loose display they have out during back to school
-a piece of an xbox display for him to vandalize at home