Containment What If?

[CatParty]

glasses?
kinda frumpy?

Spoiler

possible real father

 

[SlowInTheMinds]

If working dispatch wasn't too stressful for him and by some miracle he made it, I'd hope they'd put him on nonemergency dispatch so he'd only get calls about loud parties and nuisance calls.

CWC: mmm yeah, this is Greene County police dispatch. This is Chris, how may I help you?
Caller: I have these neighbors and they have really overgrown property, with cars, refuse and, uh, I think refrigerators on the lawn?
CWC: mmm yeah, I can see how you'd be concern. May I have your name and location, please?
Caller: Tom Smith of Ruckersville
CWC: MMM-Mister Smith, is that you?
Caller: Yes, it is. I'm calling in to report that eyesore at 14 Branchland Court
CWC: MM-Mister Smith, that was really hurtful, you crossed a line their, sir

What if those goons with the soundboard kept calling him while he was at work?

Does the government still hire people who are barely fit for work for their menial jobs? Or is almost anything prison-based now?

 

[Sakamoto]

This

 

[Some JERK]

...did you just start a thread about Chris with "What if Chris realized?"


(But seriously, what Kosher Dill said.)

 

[Mr. 0]

"Your request has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts."

Hell would freeze over and Hulkamaina would fall to the communists.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I'd probably do it.

I'd just watch him freak out and do stupid stuff on FB. There's no sense in trying to white knight or call him out on his bullcrap because others have tried and failed to help him.

 

[Gurgie]

Accept it ^.^. Also, I would make some nice and honest conversations with him. And no screen caps.

 

[Marvin]

Accept it ^.^. Also, I would make some nice and honest conversations with him. And no screen caps.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I'd accept it then speed-dial Clyde Cash and offer to be the patsy for the next massive Facebook leak so nothing would lead back to Anna.

 

[Thetan]

Please bear with me. I gave this quite a bit of thought before posting.

With a somewhat ambitious public image makeover underway, and Chris desperately trying to reconnect with fellow MHS alumni, I wondered if he may become desperate enough to troll himself, in order to paint himself as a sympathetic character. With proof of trolling in hand, he could portray himself as the poor speshul individual that all these mean twolls are picking on. He may be counting on some people feeling sorry enough for him to accept his friend requests.

I'm not sure how feasible this is, but I thought it was maybe worth at least discussing, so I'm throwing it out there.

 

[CaptainDong]

I think he's grasping at the thin straws of what little social life he had, hoping that the people he 'hung out with' in high school would still be those same people today.

 

[rocket]

He's not clever enough. Exhibit A:

Beyond that the guy legit thinks that 1) everyone in the damn world outside of his mom and a smattering of galpals is a troll, and that 2) his word is some kind of currency. Therefore if he says there's a conspiracy against him he doesn't need to prove it.

 

[CatParty]

he's his biggest troll

 

[citizenoftheinternet]

I am not sure if he would have enough insight to understand how his old acquaintances don't see how he's "being trolled". After all, telling him that vandalising store property is wrong (and being kicked out of said store for doing so) is considered "trolling".

Anyone who doesn't agree is also a troll.

 

[LM 697]

With a somewhat ambitious public image makeover underway, and Chris desperately trying to reconnect with fellow MHS alumni, I wondered if he may become desperate enough to troll himself, in order to paint himself as a sympathetic character. With proof of trolling in hand, he could portray himself as the poor speshul individual that all these mean twolls are picking on. He may be counting on some people feeling sorry enough for him to accept his friend requests.

Why would he need to do that? He can literally just google his name or go onto the CWCki and find someone trolling him.

 

[CatParty]

With a somewhat ambitious public image makeover underway, and Chris desperately trying to reconnect with fellow MHS alumni, I wondered if he may become desperate enough to troll himself, in order to paint himself as a sympathetic character. With proof of trolling in hand, he could portray himself as the poor speshul individual that all these mean twolls are picking on. He may be counting on some people feeling sorry enough for him to accept his friend requests.

Why would he need to do that? He can literally just google his name or go onto the CWCki and find someone trolling him.

or look in the mirror

 

[A-№1]

The best Chris trolling happens only by accident, even when Chris does it to himself (like the heXbox asset protection incident).

So even if Chris does somehow manage to come up with a tricky scheme like this for sympathy (unlikely), at most he'll end up julaying himself and look like a jackass to his high school gal pals etc. Which will be Chris accidentally trolling (meta-trolling?) himself, but not in the way he planned.

 

[CaptainDong]

With a somewhat ambitious public image makeover underway, and Chris desperately trying to reconnect with fellow MHS alumni, I wondered if he may become desperate enough to troll himself, in order to paint himself as a sympathetic character. With proof of trolling in hand, he could portray himself as the poor speshul individual that all these mean twolls are picking on. He may be counting on some people feeling sorry enough for him to accept his friend requests.

Why would he need to do that? He can literally just google his name or go onto the CWCki and find someone trolling him.

If anything he's just going to have the perception of the entire class being trolls themselves once they don't agree with him once. However this may be an interesting situation considering how highly he holds his high school years. What if his fond memories of the one last place where he felt remotely accepted were to shatter at this reunion?

 

[Thetan]

With a somewhat ambitious public image makeover underway, and Chris desperately trying to reconnect with fellow MHS alumni, I wondered if he may become desperate enough to troll himself, in order to paint himself as a sympathetic character. With proof of trolling in hand, he could portray himself as the poor speshul individual that all these mean twolls are picking on. He may be counting on some people feeling sorry enough for him to accept his friend requests.

Why would he need to do that? He can literally just google his name or go onto the CWCki and find someone trolling him.

I agree. What he may be thinking though is that those examples also reveal disturbing information about Chris and / or show his in a less than positive light. I'm suggesting that he may try to contrive a way to make it look like he was being trolled when he did nothing to provoke or deserve it.

Then again, maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

 

[Naxra]

I agree. What he may be thinking though is that those examples also reveal disturbing information about Chris and / or show his in a less than positive light. I'm suggesting that he may try to contrive a way to make it look like he was being trolled when he did nothing to provoke or deserve it.

Then again, maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

He'd be crazy to think that this would have even the slightest chance of success.

If the "battle" between Chris and his "trolls" were a conventional war, Chris' army would have been totally annihilated, his air force blown out of the sky, all his ships sunk, CWCville would be totally occupied and Mayor Chandler himself holed up in the besieged presidential palace. Any attempt to win a "victory" over his detractors will fail because of the sheer overwhelming evidence that he has "lost"; e.g. the cwcki, the forums, the fact that you can just google his name and see an entire epic cycle of fail in full view.

Chris' chances of a PR rehabilitation will only begin when he admits to his (many) faults and makes a clear, conscious and genuine decision to change himself for the better. Not by whining and half-assed attempts at emotional manipulation.