Containment What If?

[ghostyTrickster]

Julaaay you're tearing me apart!

Ching Chong Would be the kid that wanted to"Watch"

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris replaced Tommy Wiseau as the director, writer, producer, and the main character of The Room?

Ohai Kengal.

 

[jacobsonic]

What if Chris replaced Tommy Wiseau as the director, writer, producer, and the main character of The Room?

I did naht mace Him, it's naht true! It's bowlschit, i did naht mace him! I did naht ... Oh Hi Chu

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was a member of Pantera?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

What if CWCville was real and all the lolcows in America moved there?

What if Chris had Electric Hedgehog powers irl for a day?

 

[Hyperion]

What if Chris started his day with a balanced breakfast of Wheaties™ and 2% milk instead of his usual McDonalds®?

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

What if Chris was a really dedicated troll this whole time?

 

[ghostyTrickster]

What if Chris had Electric Hedgehog powers irl for a day?

Kiwi genocide

 

[Sperglord Dante]

What if Godbear cured Chris of his autism and gave him enough self awareness to realize Sonichu is awful?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if Godbear cured Chris of his autism and gave him enough self awareness to realize Sonichu is awful?

...but lucrative.
He'd continue to sell Sonichu merch and try to expand upon its "so bad it's awesome" factor.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

What if Chris started his day with a balanced breakfast of Wheaties™ and 2% milk instead of his usual McDonalds®?

What if Chris lived in Chicago and made Trap Music?

Dear god. He'd probably live in Bridgeport (which him and barb can afford) which is close to china town so he'd be even more weeaboo but twice as offensive to the locals. Hang out all day at navy pier's McDonalds where he would terrorize the nearby children's museum.

Chris would be frequenting the bijou movie theater before it closed last month. Horrified at what goes on there but attracted to the high probability of getting laid and then settling for a milder gay bar where he would never find his heart sweet.

Also his internet infamy would be notacably more problematic here. And I suspect, being a trap rapper, and a social media junkie, and someone who talks about bass vibrating his tits, Chris gets shot after making a dis track to some teenaged kid from nearby englewood for making a diss track about sonichu. 14 people would be injured in the ensuing shooting with Chris taking two bullets and living(due to hiding).

From here one of two things happen. Gang related shootings go down because people recognize only a retard like Chris would provoke a shooting over Facebook or Chris received street cred and blows up overnight

 

[Somar]

What if Christian and the Hedgehog Boys went on a world tour?

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Christian and the Hedgehog Boys went on a world tour?

He'd go on to the Grammys for Artist of The Year only to be upstaged by another Lolcow Kanye West.

What would Chris do with the Grammy?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Remove the base and turn it into an amiibo.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was obsessed with tabletop games (non-collectable) instead of vidya?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris was obsessed with tabletop games (non-collectable) instead of vidya?

Meet Luke.

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Rosie O'Donnell replaced Barb?

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

What if Rosie O'Donnell replaced Barb?

Chris would be desperate enough to trib that

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if instead of Aspergers Syndrome. Chris was diagnosed with tourettes?

 

[Ron_Swanson]

What would happen if you had time travel and showed that 'apology for homophobia' video to young Chris circa the 'Message to the future' time