Containment What If?

[AnOminous]

If I pulled Chris' mask off, would he die?

It would be extremely painful.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It would be extremely painful.

Well, remember the facial hair

 

[cruderudedude]

It would be extremely painful.

He's a big tranny

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What if Chris became the smartest man on earth?

He would try to discover the perfect equation that could be applied to make women give him china against their will.

 

[AnOminous]

He's a big tranny

For Barb.

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris turned Charlottesville into Raccoon City?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris found out about a real town named CWCVille?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris found out about a real town named CWCVille?

He'd try, and fail, to become its mayor. Defeated, he would shit his pants, and do nothing.

What if Chris was a prison snitch?

 

[AnOminous]

He'd try, and fail, to become its mayor. Defeated, he would shit his pants, and do nothing.

What if Chris was a prison snitch?

He'd soon get some prison stitch, before ending up a prison bitch.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a mindless sex slave?

Spoiler

He'd SUBMIT himself and do nothing.

 

[breakfastpie]

What if Chris made his own knock off of Lizzy the Lezzy?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris actually lost his virginity with Barb instead of a hooker?

 

[MagneticTowels]

Megan would call everything off once Barb runs out of money to bribe her with.
What if Chris went back in time and fell in love with a much younger Mary Lee Walsh?

Marty CWCFly

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris actually lost his virginity with Barb instead of a hooker?

He'd be tribbing his taint wound with Barb's butt sores.

What if Bob had lived a little longer but then died in the house fire?

 

[HotPinayInYourArea]

What if Chris tried to inject his navy in to chicken eggs like that Russian guy?

 

[MagneticTowels]

What if Chris tried to inject his navy in to chicken eggs like that Russian guy?

Kentucky Fanta'd Chicken

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris and Barb were in the woods inhabited by the Blair Witch and ended up trapped in that abandoned house like the other victims?

 

[ZeCommissar]

What if Chris was immortal?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris was immortal?

Spoiler: most likely outcome

[something about defecation and a lack of action]

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was a New York Cab Driver?