Containment What If?
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nad7155
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- 15 de Jun, 2014
He would be a simple crystal type that barely picks up stations.
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- 6 de Abr, 2015
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- 5 de Oct, 2015
I'd kill myself.
Garfieldchu
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- 5 de Oct, 2015
He'd buzz like a fridge because he's like a detuned radio.
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- 17 de Ago, 2015
I'd rig the whole house with cameras and sell it to TLC as a reality show.
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- 7 de Ene, 2016
Yeah, that would not fly, long lost cousin are probably not even related...
His knobs would be extremely sensitive, but only to a woman's touch, said radio would be later thrown out after it made inappropriate moaning noises.
Darndirty
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- 11 de Mar, 2016
Didn't think of that TLC would eat that shit up
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- 20 de Mayo, 2014
What if someone mailed Chris a sweetheart via human trafficking?
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris was a gargoyle statue on top of a gothic church?
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- 7 de Ene, 2016
He's got the face down
He'd use it to say that he's so special that even women held against their own free will worship him.
He'd empty out the virus to have a new jizz container.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris forgot how to shit himself and do nothing?
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- 6 de Abr, 2015
He'd go out and do something productive with his life.
What if Chris became a driving instructor?
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- 7 de Ene, 2016
It would be like Spongebob teaching Mrs. Puff to drive, only with pepporoni nipples and rundown the mean males and jerkops.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
You'd pass the test if you HIT Mike Snyder.
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What if, instead of making money from his shitty amibos, Chris became a camgirl?
Darndirty
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- 11 de Mar, 2016
If you think about it, he kind of is a cam girl and were his viewers
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris married a pillow?
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- 26 de Jun, 2015