Containment What If?

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Barb had died instead of Bob?

Chris would be slightly better off. Only slightly, but still. Bob probably wouldn't approve the whole "tomgirl lesbian tranny" thing. Neither did Barb, but Bob might actually do something about it since he's not permanently fused to the couch. Bob still coddled Chris, but not as much as Barb, so he might not have tolerated Chris's blarms sperging either, and might actually make him face the consequences of his actions for the GameStop incident. But I think Chris would ultimately ignore any sane advice Bob might give and still do whatever he pleases with no thought to consequences. Chris would still be Chris, after all.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris' cured cancer?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris bought and became the owner of youtube?

 

[cumrobbery]

What if Chris is actually a huge Limp Bizkit fan?

 

[7 grand dad]

What if Chris' cured cancer?

Scientists would be baffled at how the cure for cancer was found in a pair of some guy's shitty pants. Nobody would want the cure if they found out where it originated from.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

youtube?

If Chris ran YT, the TOS would be a sight to behold. There'd be policies against blarms, anything involving male homosexuality, and of course, content making fun of Chris would be taken down. It'd be not unlike letting a 10-year old run the site.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Chris would be slightly better off. Only slightly, but still. Bob probably wouldn't approve the whole "tomgirl lesbian tranny" thing. Neither did Barb, but Bob might actually do something about it since he's not permanently fused to the couch. Bob still coddled Chris, but not as much as Barb, so he might not have tolerated Chris's blarms sperging either, and might actually make him face the consequences of his actions for the GameStop incident. But I think Chris would ultimately ignore any sane advice Bob might give and still do whatever he pleases with no thought to consequences. Chris would still be Chris, after all.

Would he make Bob cuddle with him?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris is actually a huge Limp Bizkit fan?

This would be quite funny if Chris went on video and, in his high pitched voice, attempted to sing "NOW I KNOW Y'ALL BE LOVIN' THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE!"

 

[Barley]

What if Chris did something horrible and had to be in jail for at least 1 year?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris bought and became the owner of youtube?

Every video would start with an ad discussing his anti-blarms campaign, which will stay even after Boom's soon coming demise (It seriously can't reach late 2016).

What if Chris did something horrible and had to be in jail for at least 1 year?

"STICKS THE BADGER SHOULD NOT HAVE SONIC'S SHOES!!!" *kills a WM-Jerkop IRL*

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris dated his attraction sign and made out with it in bed?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was Salad Fingers?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris dated his attraction sign and made out with it in bed?

He'd never leave his room. Or if he was really desperate, he'd hide within Barb's hoard and stay right next to Slenderman and Half Life 3.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Salad Fingers?

Spoiler

What if Chris was from Atlantis?

 

[Handsome Pete]

What if Chris was from Atlantis?

Seashell bras for males.

 

[Betachu]

What it Chris was stranded on an island for a month and then made a new captain's log video upon returning to the hoard?

 

[GeneralSpecific]

What it Chris was stranded on an island for a month and then made a new captain's log video upon returning to the hoard?

Wilsonichu - Original Character, DO NOT STEAL.

EDIT: It was either this or picture Chris in a coconut bra.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an isotope?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris became an offical athlete?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became an offical athlete?

He'd be on the diet drink Slim Slow.