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He'd be less convincing than BlueSpike.
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- 20 de Sep, 2014
What if Chris was a Teletubby?
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His Tellytummy would only show Sonic Sez cartoons.
Tayjelir
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- 16 de Mayo, 2015
He would treat him like a godly figure, demand he does something about the trolls, get mad that he won't, and the president will go to being a JERK!
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- 4 de Mayo, 2015
He doesn't have a lot of physical strength, so he probably wouldn't stay for long with big, strong, burly men. Now, if he was in a wrestling match? He could probably put up a struggle for a few minutes, but he would obviously lose.
What if Chris was the Penguin of Doom? *holds up spork*
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- 2 de Ene, 2014
The Secret Service would not let someone who looks, sounds, and smells like Chris anywhere near the president.
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what if Chris(tine) started a kickstarter campaign to fund a sex change operation?
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- 27 de Abr, 2015
The weens donate in an attempt to troll Chris into cutting his dick off. Then Barb takes half the money and he spends the rest on amiibos and drag queens.
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris took dating lessons from Harvest Moon games?
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- 20 de Sep, 2014
What if Disney made a movie about Chris?
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
The musical numbers would be hilarious. For example, MLW and the rest of the PVCC faculty would all suddenly break out into singing You Won't Find a Girlfriend This Way (Or Any Other Way).
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What if Chris couldn't cross a bridge?
He'd blame the DANG DIRTY TOLLS!
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What if Chris wore metal armor?
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
With all that insulating fat and the hot, hot Virginia sun, it'd be like baking a potato in aluminum foil. Not a pretty picture.
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- 20 de Sep, 2014
What if Chris was a snowman?
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What if Chris watched an airplane fly by in the sky?