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It took this long for someone to say "condoms?" Color me sad.
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What if Chris owned slaves?
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He'd go into debt and have to sell his slaves to cover his debts. Then promptly rack up new debts.
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What if Chris got into model trains?
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Slim Slow.
His room would be filled with Thomas the Tank Engine.
What if Chris was a disco skater?
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He'd slip on the rink, going into a side split position, and falling face first.
Now, what if Chris drank a bottle of Kombucha?
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What if Chris represents himself in court tomorrow?
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Nothing probably? Kombucha is delicious (if its not a shit brand or flavor) and its virtually non-alcoholic (minuscule trace amounts). Its essentially a tea-soda with 1/4 of the calories of an average coke etc.
But for purposes of speculation...it would turn him into a far out spiritualist hippie (as Kombucha is marketed towards hippie types here in the US and Chris can't resist marketing).
He would then renounce the hoard (his and barbs) as mere mortal trinkets and begin a life of meditation, training, and quiet... wandering of the globe challenging all worthy fighters to a duel of Curse-ye-ha-me-has.
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What if Chris was crushed to death under Barb's hoard, but scientists put him back together as the next Robocop?
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They'd call him Hobocop.
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Is there any chance that this won't happen?
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He would talk himself into getting death by stoning.
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What if Chris calls Sonichu to the stand and starts talking with thin air, as if Sonichu were in the courtroom with him?
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He'd be institutionalised.
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Implying Chris would find work.
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What if Chris discovered and really got into Stormfront or another supremacist internet forum?
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He'd finally be somewhere where he was the most functional person.