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Considering people do not read shit they just look at pix and arrange for sex, he would have some ugly, creepy ass guys arranging to have sex with him. This is fuckable for probably 30 percent of men who would have sex with men. He satisfies many kinks that people may have. He satisfies the "unattractive crossdressing overweight bottoms who have a funky smell to them" crowd quite well. He may find one extremely fucked up woman who would be willing to try Chris because he is just purely a sexual novelty at this point, and for someone who has tried EVERYTHING Chris might be an attractive choice for a one nighter. As horrific as that may sound... Whatif he had a Squirt profile?
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I don't think Tinder show you MALE profiles if you've not checked the "Men" box in the settings, so he'd be safe from any potential JERK sending him requests.
However, I think he'd likely "Swep Right" every single female profile he gets.
However, I think he'd likely "Swep Right" every single female profile he gets.
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He would be admired, sought after, and asskissed to death by people who think Andy Warhol was talented.
Picklechu
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That's actually the best Tinder strategy if you're a dude. It enables you to be selective.
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What if Chris decided to become a Roller Derby Tomgirl?
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He would fall down once, get pouty, whine about it on Facebook, and never put on skates again
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What if Chris was sentenced to death and about to be executed? What would be his last meal and his last words?
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Grilled Chicken, greens and mashed potatoes and his last words would be 'AARRRRRRRGH! I DIN'T DO IT! ARRRRRRGGGHHHH!'
Picklechu
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Hoard. And Lego/Vidya!Hoard.
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They'd use the money to put a down payment on something they can't possibly keep up the monthly payments on.
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What if Chris was into Homestuck?
Dang dirty trolls.
Dang dirty trolls.
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- 25 de Feb, 2013
He would be so autistic, he would manage to transcend autism itself.
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- 28 de Oct, 2014
You claim to have autism? Pah! My friend, I AM autism.
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- 9 de Nov, 2014
A takeaway Big Mag combo. And his last words: "I'M THE VICTIM!!!"
Oh please, someone make some fanart of this!
Also...
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A takeaway Big Mag combo. And his last words: "I'M THE VICTIM!!!"
Oh please, someone make some fanart of this!
Also...
people have done it
https://i.imgur.com/iW5oR.png
https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pny8TT6K1r1j1sko1_500.jpg (came up when i searched "chris-chan homestuck", no idea if it's right
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- 30 de Ago, 2014
dat second one.
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What if Sonichu was actually GOOD, but Chris still acted like shit?