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What if Chris shat and then his shit took a shit?
 
Munna dijo:
While we're talking history here, I would like to bring up Peter III of Russia, Catherine the Great's husband. Although a bit more sadistic, he shares many similarities with Chris, such as being a grown man who plays with toys (soldier figurines.) Spoiler alert: He got assassinated, and his wife was more than likely involved.
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"Sadly the reign of King Christian I came to an end when the royal guard of Jerkops, acting under the orders of the Queen Consort Lovely Weather and Mary Lee Walsh, ran him over with the family car when he was out on one of his daily five mile jogs"
 
It would look like Romania circa 1989. A leader who can't read a room, much less a country. Terrible economic policy, bizarre social policies, starving citizens and a brutal secret police. Really, all it would take is a spark to light off a revolution in CWCville. Maybe someone kills Sonichu, Rosechu or their kids?
 
Because if he were to remain continent and do something fulfilling and productive, pigs would start crashing into airplanes.
 
What if Chris Farted so greatly, that a bunch of cowabunga shit flew out of his asshole, and all over the walls? then he sharted more, and it stunk like death?
 
Picklepower dijo:
What if Chris Farted so greatly, that a bunch of cowabunga shit flew out of his asshole, and all over the walls? then he sharted more, and it stunk like death?
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He'd shit himself again and do nothing.
 
He'd stare at the screen of his TV while playing his PS3, doing absolutely nothing and crashing into slumber sometime around 6 a.m.
 
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