Containment What If?

[KatsuKitty]

It'd be the most work he ever bothered to do.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Re: What if our reality is a Sonichu comic in another univer

 

[QI 541]

Re: What if our reality is a Sonichu comic in another univer

So our universe's Chris is alternate universe Sammy, and Liquid Chris would be alternate universe Chris?

 

[mendoza]

Re: What if our reality is a Sonichu comic in another univer

We are this universe's 4-Cent_Garbage_Magazine.com employees.
I hope everyone knows where the nearest fire exits are.
Stay away from the elevator shafts, whatever you do.

 

[alex_theman]

Clyde cash and bluespike as guests is a must

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Would his ego, sense of entitlement and behavior in general be any different from what it has been over the past few years?

 

[cypocryphy]

Re: What if Chris didn't win the Sonic watch-and-win contest

Like I mentioned in the spoiled thread,I think this really boosted his sense of entitlement. Like you can just sit around and watch TV and good shit will come to you. (explains his attraction sign huh?)

Then again,he's Chris....so maybe we'd just have a slightly less spoiled Chris.

 

[mendoza]

I want to see the Epic Rap Battle between Liquid and Solid Chris.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Re: What if Chris didn't win the Sonic watch-and-win contest

If there's anything remotely positive you can say about Chris, it's that Lady Luck's ugly sister, Dumb Luck, really has the hots for him. So if he didn't win the Watch 'n' Win sweepstakes, it'd only be a matter of time before he won another ego-boosting materialistic waterfall.

 

[c-no]

Although I never watch MTV or hear any of their programming aside from Jersey Shore(which I don't know if it's either dead or alive), I'm pretty sure any NSFW content about Chris would be heavily censored. I could be wrong though, if Failosophy is some kind of late night programming that's availabe at a time slot where most of the younger viewers are in bed.

Re: What if Chris didn't win the Sonic watch-and-win contest

Henry and Bungholio sum it up nicely, Chris would just end up less entitled only for another opportunity at actually winning a contest, giving him an ego-boost. Had he lost the contest, he would not only get any vidya, he also wouldn't appear as a part of the news report, thus having no video recording of Chris at a young age. He'd still be able to appear on tv (Save McIntyre Park video, holding a sign during some political meeting regarding the park)

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

Re: What if Chris didn't win the Sonic watch-and-win contest

If his behavior today is any indication of how he used to act he would threaten and hate the winner and demand they be jailed/executed. Borb would threaten to sue, and tell Chris that the only reason he didn't win was because the contest organizers hated him for having autism. Nearly two decades later Chris would still be angry about it.

 

[dinoss23]

Then id be an atheist

Then we would have yet another sequel of movie The Saw .

If Chris would be cia agent i would move to the frikin moon . I belive the world would end and god and devil would retire .

Good question i wish i knew . I belive hed become another crazy one lurking our streets and hed become another lost couse .

If id be the mayor of cwcville id bring back BIlly Mays and make him a president of cwcville .

Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

im sorry but i belive he doesnt need marijuana couse he is as messedup as he is . Could marijuana mess him up even more ? I doubt it .

if mtv would do a special Chris episode i belive Chris would be pissed and he would go on about it on hes facebook for ages and mrs Mclaren would like hes posts in facebook for ages . Its verry unlikely that he would do a youtube video about it but its highly unlikely . He has youtube but i doubt hell gonna upload any videos any time soon or at all-

 

[random_pickle]

Imagine this, you have finally got into contact with Chris. You have managed to hack into his PStriple account and are holding it hostage. What would you ask Chris to do in exchange for his one true love? Would he try to weasel out of it?

 

[c-no]

Imagine this, you have finally got into contact with Chris. You have managed to hack into his PStriple account and are holding it hostage. What would you ask Chris to do in exchange for his one true love? Would he try to weasel out of it?

I'd have Chris make a new Sonichu comic and/or upload a new video to youtube if I was being an evil bastard . If I wanted to be a good bastard, I'd demand him to make a video of him cleaning some parts of his home and/or trying to eat a healthy salad that is not from McDonalds and drenched in ranch dressing and anything else that would take away the health benefits. If he does what he's told, I'd give back his PS3 account, otherwise I'd be holding on to it until he does one of the four things listed.

 

[Niachu]

Like in one of those old cartoons where the dog and cat are?

I really hope you don't mean CatDog.

That'd be like a reverse human centipede or something.

 

[c-no]

If Chris and Snyder were shackled together, Snyder would try to find a way to separate himself from Chris, otherwise he would go to the police to turn themselves in, meanwhile, Chris tries to either fight Snyder, go the other way in separation, or just stand his ground like a boulder.

 

[mendoza]

I can't think of any religions that allow you to be lazy and live like a pig.

Hundreds of cults, as long as said lazy pig is the cult leader.

Chris should start his own Cult of the GodBear, and dress up as the bear.

Members would be required to sacrifice 's and present burnt offerings of upon his altar.

And lots of vidya.
Any female members would absolutely be required to give up the china upon request.

Instead of Kool-Aid at the end, they would drink Orange Fanta in glasses labeled Reeb.

Chris would be too lazy to spike it with poison however. He would just cusrse it and feel that would be enough to transport his TRUE AND HONEST worshipers to the Time Void.

I'd make him upload a video of himself reading aloud every word that was given to him by CWCkiforums members in my (Serious) Advice for Chris thread.

He'd most likely ignore it, but at least he couldn't say he never read it.

 

[Trombonista]

If id be the mayor of cwcville id bring back BIlly Mays and make him a president of cwcville .

How can a city have both a mayor and a president?

 

[mendoza]

Adding some new flavoring to the CWC Cola recipe.

 

[Bugaboo]

If id be the mayor of cwcville id bring back BIlly Mays and make him a president of cwcville .

How can a city have both a mayor and a president?

The same way it can have a mayor for life