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milkshark dijo:
What if Chris had sex with Barb and got her pregnant?
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random_pickle dijo:
The same reaction that he had with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBdppVyBMwQ
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Let us never speak of this game again.


On a more serious note, he would probably be more devastated than he ever was by the trolls and the sweethearts combined. :heart-empty:

They'd be too hard and stressful for him. They simply require more concentration and balance than OPL can muster.

Then he'd whine about how it was created specifically to troll him and make his life miserable.

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You know, the neighborhood that Chris grew up in has been very tolerant of his many antics. But what if he grew up in a rough neighborhood such as the Bronx or Compton, where the people there would not be as willing to put up with his shit. What would his life be like? And how would he cope?

BTW I wonder how the average Blood or Crip gang member would respond to having their girlfriend hit with the infamous Red String of Fate.
 
This is kind of pointless, since he already HAS stuff on Red Tube..... but I'll try.


The troll known as Ron Jeremy would make THIS AIN'T SONICHU XXX. This would send him off the edge.
 
I imagine that Chris would be a Strangers and Freaks character encountered by Michael. He gives you plenty of missions to fulfill his twisted revenge fantasies and own desires, such as humiliating or killing people who he thinks have wronged him in the past, and stealing video games, a PS4, and cartoon DVD's for him while evading the jerkops, all with the promise of a big reward for doing all of this. What he gives you in the end is a drawing of Sonichu thanking Michael for his actions, and when Michael asks for something useful, Chris refuses to give him anything in return. The final CWC mission involves Michael trolling him by going to 14BC and breaking into his car and filling it up with pickles, plastering gay rights posters all over the outside of his house, and scattering pennies across his lawn, and then spraypainting "SONIC IS DEAD" on the front of his house. Of course, completing this mission causes a cutscene to play in which Chris screams a loud CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA at Michael as he drives away, which is quickly followed by :briefs:, a *SIGH* and then (:_(
 
I'm seeing a lot of messages about GTA V. You get it for Christmas or something guys? Fess up
 
I would make sure s/he got all of the relevant help, even if it meant (GASP!) speshul classes, feed nutritious food and teach how to prepare it, teach how to keep self and surroundings clean, not shield from reasonable consequences, and help develop friendships with peers. You know, parenting.
 
Get them into special ed and intervention classes as early as possible, limit their computer and video game usage, and try to find good outlets for their creativity besides Sawnic da hedgehog.
 
I would make an army of Pickle Suited Niggos. That would fix everything. :pickleman:

The Rabbit Socialist party will be created. (Otherwise known as the DAMN, DIRTY RABBIT TROLL party) would overthrow him quicker than you can say "Tacocat".
 
I would put him in special ed and do whatever the teachers told me to do.

Then I would make a run for the border and change my name to Carlos Chantor.
 
They'd all try to pack into that small house and argue over who plays vidya next.



In which case we'd need to label the house a biohazard and wipe it off the map.
 
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Re: What if a movie based off Chris came to the theaters?

I wonder, how would a movie about CWC's life be structured? Where in his life would the film start, and where would it end? Would it only cover one saga, or multiple?

I mean, I'd love to see a Biopic film about his whole rise and fall on the internet (Possibly all the significant events between the creation of Sonichu / the Snyder court drama). But because of the general lack of flow between sagas and events (Going immediately from (:_( over the loss of a sweetheart to :) over the discovery of a new one/ his Sonichu-related schemes), the film will unless in very professional hands be a huge mess of pacing issues, ect.

Also, would a film about our CWC be possible without either A.) the film blatantly dodging around Sonichu, or B.) the filmmakers getting lawsuits from Nintendo/ Sega over the "inclusion" of their characters?

I wonder.
 
*Insert joke about Michael Snyder getting run over by Chris here*

I suppose Chris would love to be a playable character in GTA. Getting to run around, psychotically murdering all of his trolls and enemies, then immediately have the game be reset, so he suffers no consequences of his brutal rampage. Then he'd go home and bang prostitutes. Many of his dreams rolled into one!
 
Re: What if a movie based off Chris came to the theaters?

I would only go see a movie about Chris if it were written and directed by Chris himself.
 
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