Go out a few hours before the store opens in the Cadillac, get breakfast q-sands,
hashbrowns and soda at McDonald's or Sheetz, sit in the Caddy listening to music marketed to prepubescent girls back when he was in SOCIALLY COOL AND AWESOME MANCHESTER HIGH SCHOOL and eating "breakfast", cut in line,

, fight with other customers and store staff, possibly steal toys and vidya,
Bann happens,
Chris-chan leaves from a fire exit and blazes out of the parking lot like a bat out of hell in the Caddy, go to jail after a scuffle with jerkops that he was tard-raging about trolls, Tiffany Gowen, Sarah Bevel, Megan, Mimms, Snyder and "the quickie", tazed,
hands cuffed, locked up in segregation with no Rob Bell,

or Rocky to make it easy on him,

get diagnosed with something more than autism by a court-appointed shrink based on jail & arraignment behavior, get
vaccines for assorted communicable diseases and
tard-rage because of the needle