Containment What If?

[Saney]

Thank god for that.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

What would happen?

I'd knock him up my scale of respect by 2 points.

Having at an elderly woman is, indeed, a great sign of respect.

It is rather Abhor-able.

But then Barb is a rather Abhor-able person.

 

[Duck_My_Sick]

John Carpenter's The Thing. Awesome movie.

But really folks, what if The Thing got him?

 

[DevilDog]

Pretty sure it'd be the same for any other person.

 

[Caddchef]

The thing would burn him to ash with a flame thrower.

 

[captkrisma]

I would say that The Thing would throw itself into a fire. Some shit is just too much to take.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Ever took a big swig of milk only to realize a few mold balls came in with it?

I would imagine The Thing's reaction to Chris and his BRIEFS would be quite similar.

 

[cypocryphy]

He could assimilate with Barb. Humanity might get lucky since they're both too lazy to go out and get anyone else.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Chris is physically unattractive because of his personality and behavior. He's overweight and weak because he's too lazy to exercise and ignorant to eat healthy, and he looks stupid because he of his choice in clothing, his refusal to take care of himself, and his tomgirlism. You can't have a handsome Chris while keeping everything else the same.

The key phrase being "What If"

Don't get me wrong, I understand the hypothetical nature of the question, but I agree with raymond. Chris' unpleasant physical appearance is a side effect of his mental ugliness. Take away the dorky glasses in this photo and he's a perfectly decent looking guy. He "evolved" into his current form through his terrible diet and bizarre lifestyle choices


But in the spirit of the thread I'd speculate that he'd actually get women looking at his profile on the dating sites.

Then they'd scroll down and see his idiotic demands and weird description of himself and click "back"

 

[spaps]

He'd still smell like watermelons and AXE.

 

[cypocryphy]

Girls might think his attraction sign thing is some sort of cute joke, and actually talk to him.

 

[CatParty]

He would also give people rashes when he touched them.

What if he was consumed by The Thing?


That would be a lot of consuming.

Might take a while.

 

[Trombonista]

Evacuate the city, nuke it and then lead my people to the promised land and then they build a thriving settlment, use US currency and eventually become a normal city

See, I had considered nuking it, but I didn't like the idea of radioactive fallout. So I just stuck with setting everything on fire.

 

[Bugaboo]

Evacuate the city, nuke it and then lead my people to the promised land and then they build a thriving settlment, use US currency and eventually become a normal city

See, I had considered nuking it, but I didn't like the idea of radioactive fallout. So I just stuck with setting everything on fire.

Well I am a radioactive Phil who is currently out for revenge.


Agaisnt what? Who the hell knows.

 

[c-no]

Chris would come accross Silent Hill after some noodle incident regarding a strange dream or some crap. When he enters Silent Hill, thinking he can find a sweetheart, he later comes accross these creatures:
Trolls: Basic monster. Trolls Chris.
Jerkops: Basic monster that tries to arrest Chris.
Pickleman: A Pyramidhead-esque creature who simply stalks Chris in the shopping district. He is known to also take away any sweetheart-esque creatures.
Dream Girl: A manifestation of Chris' ideal sweetheart, mean't to be unobtainable, they torment Chris through something he will never get.
Creepy Principal & Grasping Teachers: Manifestations of the teachers and principal of Chris' old elementary school.Lurks around Midwich Elementary school. They will try to hold Chris down, giving him flashback of his childhood in his old elementary school
The Dean: Boss Monster. Lurks the school grounds. Manifestation of Mary Lee Walsh(real & comic). Torments Chris by ripping any of his signs and shattering his heart.
Manajerks: Manifestation of the managers Chris encounters. Lead by Snyder.
Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris: Manifestation of his biggest trolls. They attack him using the same tactics in real life.
BlueSpike: Worst monster Chris encounters. Threatens him with shoving the medallion up his butt.
Snyder: Manifestation of Michael Snyder. Chris' biggest foe. Calls jerkops.
Bad Babysitter: Manifestation of the babysitter Roach. Tries to trap Chris in a room filled with toys.
Borb: Boss Monster. A combination of Barb and Bob, represent Chris' parenting.
CWC: The Final boss, manifestation of Chris. A idealized reflection of himself. Does nothing except boost his ego if it's in a good mood only to shatter him with the ugly truth.
Chris Chan Sonichu: True final boss. Chris' idealized self as a human hedgehog. Does the same but brings up all that happened with the comic.

 

[QI 541]

Girls might think his attraction sign thing is some sort of cute joke, and actually talk to him.

That's until they read the part with "no blacks".

 

[snowkitten91]

Well, here are some things that I just thought of out of the top of my head:

- I would strip the entire electric hedgehog pokémon population of their CWCVille citizenship status and start exploiting them in search of alternative, eco-friendly electricity production methods.

- I would kick the "Date Ed" courses out of the city's educational program because they're stupid and totally unnecessary and replace them with courses that taught tolerance and respect towards those with sexual orientations other than "straight".

- I would ban all the CWC Cola variations and replace them with real coke brands.

- The PVCC would no longer be considered a criminal organization.

- Last, but not least, no more C-Quarters and W-Quarters. That shit has no economic value whatsoever in any part of this planet and/or others capable of supporting intelligent life.

 

[José Mourinho]

Girls will start talking to him until he brought up Sonichu.

 

[Snorlaxative]

He could go in deep cover missions. No one would expect that autistic adult child to be a autistic adult child CIA agent.

 

[CatParty]

"Y'all should know me by now, the name is Chandler, Christopher Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler"