Containment What If?

[CWCissey]

What if Chris had the infinity gauntlet?

The human race would die out as we all know Chris would pick which half of humanity will turn to ash.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris had the infinity gauntlet?

CWCville would become real, complete with demon rodents and dating education camps.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

What if Barb has dementia?

 

[Canned Bread]

What if Hirtes wrote Asperchu instead of Alec Benson Leary?

 

[thismanlies]

What if Hirtes wrote Asperchu instead of Alec Benson Leary?

It would be his autobiography.

What if Chris joined the Klan?

 

[Alpha Centauri]

It would be his autobiography.

What if Chris joined the Klan?

He'd get a clean bedsheet for free.

What if Chris got surgery to transition his sex?
(Not necessarily his genitals, maybe a face restructuring to look female?)

 

[Monolith]

He'd get a clean bedsheet for free.

What if Chris got surgery to transition his sex?
(Not necessarily his genitals, maybe a face restructuring to look female?)

Not a single christorian/troll/w_e_e_n/etc. would care.

What if Chris handled Null's finances?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Not a single christorian/troll/w_e_e_n/etc. would care.

What if Chris handled Null's finances?

@Null might not able to fix all of Chris's finances, but might able to stabilize it a bit and maybe me being optimistic here, limit his spending to only $32 per week.

What if Chris actually develops his artskills and was pretty descent at illustrating?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Chris bought Tabletop Simulator on Steam?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris bought Tabletop Simulator on Steam?

He'd be more likely to have friends to play it with than Jake Alley.

 

[W00K #17]

What if Bob had paid a hooker on the sly to meet Chris somewhere and eventually give him China back when Chris was on his early love quests?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Bob had paid a hooker on the sly to meet Chris somewhere and eventually give him China back when Chris was on his early love quests?

 

[No_one]

What if this song was about Chris?

Spoiler: autistic ramblings or so called lyrics

Prophets of doom past times arising
In my mind's eye the sky smiles
A swastika black
Hitler's appearing with Micky Mouse ears
And I'm raped with a vision
Of cartoon messiahs
Naked women are dancing offering up vases
Sometimes filled with sadness
Sometimes with machines
A cemetery of Noddy caps
Fills up the starspaces
Black dogs are barking
And white dogs are laughing
This is how the silence
Manifests as Christine
Black geese are dying
And white geese are dying
And dun geese are dancing
Then fade into dying
Whilst the sound of child's laughing
Overflows kindness
Steven's appeared as the essence of smoke
Balance appears incarnate as earthstar
Douglas comes running muscled yet death's head
Christ hovers round me moistened and misty
The sky is metallic
It's trembling and savage
This is how silence
Manifests as Christine
All this is not real all this is not real
First the light's obscured
It's bee-stung with darkness
The twilight is blistered
The earth's form is blistering
Now - the silence speaks
And before my eyes sightless not shifting
Immaculate comes Christine manifest as silence
And then trough the forest
And there through the forest
With the rushing and whining
Of a wind cut in scarlet
This is how the silence
Manifests as Christine

 

[deconstruction burger]

What if Chris took the black and joined the Night’s Watch?

 

[Broseph]

What if Bob paid one of the gal-pals $500 to take his sped son to prom so he wouldn't have had to take his mother instead?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Bob paid one of the gal-pals $500 to take his sped son to prom so he wouldn't have had to take his mother instead?

Chris would have an even bigger entitlement complex if he didn't get too grabby with the girl.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) was a Russian spy?

 

[LagoonaBlue]

What if Chris wasn't such a shit storyteller?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) ran a no haggle used car dealer?

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

What if Chris- was actually made homeless?