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Lots of sabre rattling from Spud's Australatina, then swift Kiwi invasion of both nations.
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Lots of sabre rattling from Spud's Australatina, then swift Kiwi invasion of both nations.
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What if all of us users slept with Chris on the same bed?
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We'd all become part of The Hoard.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if there was a whole day dedicated to Chris?
Well, he puts the WEEN in Halloween so I guess that's close enough
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- 9 de Feb, 2013
There is, it's Christian love day. Fried pickles are a great dish for Christian love day, imho.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
We'd draw straws who gets to sleep next to Chris. Amazingly, by some weird stochastic anomaly, @Null and
@Dynastia always draw the shortest straws. @The Dude decides to sleep on the rug decked out in guns in order to protect us against assaults on our private property. @Curt Sibling draws the whole ordeal in order to preserve it for posterity. @KatsuKitty cheats by sending in a dakimakura printed with their likeness. @c-no is rather content with it all as long as no bronies are involved. @DykesDykesChina gets assigned the job of reading a bedtime story to everyone and decides to read "Maradonia and the Seven Bridges" which makes everyone fall asleep after a few seconds.
Now, what if all the lolcows discussed on KF had a sleepover on a gigantic bed?
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What if Chris used his $25,000 shirt-sale profits to buy out Kiwi Farms?
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We'd draw straws who gets to sleep next to Chris. Amazingly, by some weird stochastic anomaly, @Null and
@Dynastia always draw the shortest straws. @The Dude decides to sleep on the rug decked out in guns in order to protect us against assaults on our private property. @Curt Sibling draws the whole ordeal in order to preserve it for posterity. @KatsuKitty cheats by sending in a dakimakura printed with their likeness. @c-no is rather content with it all as long as no bronies are involved. @DykesDykesChina gets assigned the job of reading a bedtime story to everyone and decides to read "Maradonia and the Seven Bridges" which makes everyone fall asleep after a few seconds.
Now, what if all the lolcows discussed on KF had a sleepover on a gigantic bed?
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We'd draw straws who gets to sleep next to Chris. Amazingly, by some weird stochastic anomaly, @Null and
@Dynastia always draw the shortest straws. @The Dude decides to sleep on the rug decked out in guns in order to protect us against assaults on our private property. @Curt Sibling draws the whole ordeal in order to preserve it for posterity. @KatsuKitty cheats by sending in a dakimakura printed with their likeness. @c-no is rather content with it all as long as no bronies are involved. @DykesDykesChina gets assigned the job of reading a bedtime story to everyone and decides to read "Maradonia and the Seven Bridges" which makes everyone fall asleep after a few seconds.
Now, what if all the lolcows discussed on KF had a sleepover on a gigantic bed?
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you have fanfiction autism
kill yourself immediately
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What if Chris was an owl?
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
Already has the nocturnal sleep schedule down.
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What if Chris was in the Winnie the Pooh books?
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... too easy.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris was a bounty hunter?
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He would tard rage and mace the wrong guy every episode, and then somehow manage to end up with a bounty on his own head.
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Shower thought: What if a bunch of VA kiwis pretended to be government workers tasked with cleaning up his yard and if he refused he risks losing his tugboat.
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- 25 de Feb, 2013
Barb would scream and scream, dig out Bob's gun then blow her hand off trying to fire it at the clean-up crew.
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It's debatable if she can even walk without collapsing into a pile ala boneless chicken; I doubt she has the energy to scream, run, and hold a gun. Can she even descern one piece of the horde to another?
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- 26 de Mar, 2016
Nobody would notice.
What if Chris suddenly realized that pretending to be a woman isn't getting him laid? Will he return to his old looks?