What if you woke up in someone's coma? - this is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife

[WhoBusTank69]

How would you cope with being in someone's shitty self-contained universe until they wake up?

 

[Meat Target]

Then I could finally get some decent sleep.

 

[Haramburger]

dissolve into spiders and terrorize them

 

[Shig O'nella]

How do you know you aren't already, OP?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Is it a recurring thing? I could act as a liason between the comatose nigga and their loved ones. Every night just come in with a list of news and things people want to ask them.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

How do you know you aren't already, OP?

I'm asking for serious advice and you come in here and spout hypotheticals?

 

[Shig O'nella]

In that case, the only advice I can recall is: if a guy shows up and offers you a pill, look and see if he's sweating before deciding what to do.