What if puss in boots..

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Actually was supposed to be a documentary film about bacterial foot infection problems in high footwear and they just misspelled it?
Now that is a nice mental image to associate with puss in boots, ain't it? You are welcome!

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

damn that puss in boots is nice

 

[We Are The Witches]

I didn't need your help, I already found the expression disgusting.

Actually, that and one of the Shrek movies.

 

[dick brain]

I dated an ESL chick who pronounced it Pus in Boots and I told her that's WWI.