What if Lolcows did Major Advertising?

Jace already did somewhat of and advertisement for shaving devices.
 
ForeverKailyn describes everything that she likes as "tho good", "stuneen", "gorgeous", "super pigmented", and "thoooo priddy." She needs the use of a thesaurus.
 
Picture this;
A white background with calming piano music.
Suddenly, Tomgirl Chris strides in with the animal carcass she calls an outfit, S/he begins screaming about sonic's arms before Apple security guards rush and subdue Chrssie with tasers but not before knocking the camera onto the floor.
A decade of controversy later, Apple CEO Timvan Cookerov explains that they broadcast it "For the lulz" and then proceeds to ear rape a now completely bald Jace Connors with 10 straight hours of nasheed.
 
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