WHAT I ATE TODAY | OFF TRACK 6-12-2019

I love how she films her slop in extreme close up so you can't really judge the size of the container..Is she trying to tell us she didn't "snack" at all that night while she's lying around watching netflix? Not buying that one.

Also-what the fuck is wrong with the skin around her eyes? I don't mean the usual brown but there's a huge ring of red around them like she was crying and knuckling them like the toddler she is. A crying tantrum to get Thumb off her ass and out the door for food collection?

ETA: I've seen Big AL inhale A LOT of ice cream and I've NEVER seen her have it with m**lk.
 
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Still cannot get over why she puts milk with her ice cream. I’m not disgusted over the large amount of brown gruel she ate, nor stuffing her face with thousands of calories in one sitting. Even imagining her disgusting bedsheets does not make me ill.

But fucking milk with ice cream sounds horrendous and want to vomit. Fuck you Amberlynn for bringing this concept into my life, you morbid eldritch horror.
 
Good God a footlong is bad enough but 2 bags of chips? 2 cookies? Gorl that's not off track, that's the train de-railing and crashing into fiery flames burning everyone on board alive..... :cryblood:
 
Her carb amounts are shocking as fuck; a foot long subway then fries and 2 plates of mexican rice. She had that in take out containers too so it seems like the retard is doing food runs for her. I dont buy that footlong being 520 calories for an effing second the amount of cheese they put down is at least 200 calories so this dumb cunt is telling me 12 inches of bread is 320 when a slice of bread is 120 calories. Get the fuck out.

Also the Amber and milk thing, been watching Amber for 3 years NEVER EVER even once until now has she said the ice cream with milk thing and what is the point as ice cream is literally frozen milk.
 
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Rigor Meowtis dijo:
Still cannot get over why she puts tard cum with her ice cream. I’m not disgusted over the large amount of brown gruel she ate, nor stuffing her face with thousands of calories in one sitting. Even imagining her disgusting bedsheets does not make me ill.

But fucking tard cum with ice cream sounds horrendous and want to vomit. Fuck you Amberlynn for bringing this concept into my life, you morbid eldritch horror.
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I get that just dumping m.ilk over a bowl of ice cream is weird as hell, but have you never heard of a milkshake? Does that make you want to vomit? The combo isn't really strange, her method is.
 
Rigor Meowtis dijo:
Still cannot get over why she puts tard cum with her ice cream. I’m not disgusted over the large amount of brown gruel she ate, nor stuffing her face with thousands of calories in one sitting. Even imagining her disgusting bedsheets does not make me ill.

But fucking tard cum with ice cream sounds horrendous and want to vomit. Fuck you Amberlynn for bringing this concept into my life, you morbid eldritch horror.
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I think its so she can eat the ice cream faster. She won't have the headache when she is throwing the food down the neck if she has milk with it. Sorry if it made you feel worse.
 
Welllll right off the bat I know she is undercounting her calories because she says 2 eggs are 120 calories. That is true if you use a calorie counting app and choose 2 small eggs, but virtually all eggs sold in grocery stores are large/jumbo and say so (and note the calories on the back, generally 70 a piece). Baking recipes are all calibrated for large eggs so it is difficult to buy anything else at national chain stores. While it is only a difference of 20 calories in this case, it reveals a tendency to choose the smallest calorie option in the app instead of the most accurate reflection of what she ate.

The malk + ice cream thing... you mean a malk shake? but you don't mix it? huh. whatever.
 
What are the odds that she filmed herself eating the Subway and we'll see that as a SUBWAY MUKBANG EAT WITH ME on Friday?

Also, does anyone know the name of the font she used for her calorie counts?
 
Big Al's method of making a m*lkshake is exactly as lazy as everything else she does.

Is Thumby too stupid to operate a blender or isn't she allowed sharp things???
 
Does anyone else think she was doing some last hurrah before the weight loss surgery thing like she did before when she thought Optavia was going to be "the one"? I say doing because her last videos were around Mother's Day so this video can still be in the middle of May... and if she heard back from the WLS place she would of tweeted or made a video about it by now?
 
"This was just me overeating, and not caring AT ALL what I'm eating." 4:42
"So, I'm going to show you everything I eat, even if I fall 'off-track', which I have a feeling I might. I have been falling 'off-track' EVERYDAY lately, and that's. . .(bullshit excuses)" 0:44

So there you go. She eats 4,000 calories minimum (this looks like 5K+ to me) a day when she's "not even binging". She's likely eating 8K to 12K on "Binge Days".

Also, it's not fucking rocket surgery to count calories. How fucking hard is it to count the calories of French Fries, cheese, chicken, and rice? She says it's one of her "most favorite, GO TO meals, when I don't feel like cooking", and she has no idea how many calories are in it even as an estimate. She eats this all the time and has never once given a shit to figure out a calorie count on it. And then she just doesn't count the calories of her ice cream and milk for some reason, that alone was like 600+ calories. She gonna die.
 
Prince Lotor dijo:
Also, it's not fucking rocket surgery to count calories. How fucking hard is it to count the calories of French Fries, cheese, chicken, and rice? She says it's one of her "most favorite, GO TO meals, when I don't feel like cooking", and she has no idea how many calories are in it even as an estiate. She eats this all the time and has never once given a shit to figure out a calorie count on it. And then she just doesn't count the calories of her ice cream and milk for some reason, that alone was like 600+ calories. She gonna die.
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Yeah if she really counted calories, she would have realized that a two cup package of Reese's PBC has almost half the kcals/carbs of those two shitty Subway cookies.
1 Cookie: 210 kcal, 29g carbs
2 Reese's PBC: 232 kcal, 25g carbs
 
sperginity dijo:
Welllll right off the bat I know she is undercounting her calories because she says 2 eggs are 120 calories. That is true if you use a calorie counting app and choose 2 small eggs, but virtually all eggs sold in grocery stores are large/jumbo and say so (and note the calories on the back, generally 70 a piece). Baking recipes are all calibrated for large eggs so it is difficult to buy anything else at national chain stores. While it is only a difference of 20 calories in this case, it reveals a tendency to choose the smallest calorie option in the app instead of the most accurate reflection of what she ate.
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Just like how deep fried, greasy, breaded fast food chicken nuggets are zero calories because she put it in the calorie counting app and grilled lean chickene is the same exact thing right!... It would be frustrating if it wasn't so consistently expected. Amber is prone to magic thinking, and in her mind if she thinks "eh, that's the same thing!" or "close eeeeenough" then as long as the calorie app or whatever says it's X calories, that's what it is, even if it's an entirely different quantity or cooking method.

Then GASP, shock and surprise when she wobbles onto the scale and finds she's gained a few dozen pounds. How could it happen? Amber lies, constantly, especially to herself. But she still doesn't understand that you can't lie to a scale, or your failing heart, or your blood sugar level to make it go away.
 
Lesbian Sleepover dijo:
* she can lsoe weight just eating 2400 calories (a KiwiFarms documented item)*
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So. She’s unable to even stick to that. More than an average woman’s with a sedentary lifestyle daily calorie intake.
If she ever achieved a healthy weight she would need to eat even less. This is why she is failing, because she believes she can get away with eating a lot and her mindset is actually to blame. Taking her current weight into account, she should be scared if she eats over 1000 calories.
 
DubbleBubble dijo:
Amber likes to think that life happens to her, not that she has any active part in it,
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You know how a magnet will attract certain kinds of metals, and repel others? Well, Amber's body is like a giant magnetic field, but instead of attracting salad and hopes and dreams, it only feels the pull of empty calories and Buy Now! buttons. 🧲 It's an involuntary process that involves no deliberate action on her part. She liddderullly wakes up, farts, and gains 5 lbs. It's just science, guise. So you can take your well-meaning advice and boring anecdotes about personal accountability and shove it!
 
That mint choco chip Ice cream in cookies sounded disgusting at first until I realised that it's just milkshake. I cannot stop laughing she somehow made milkshakes worse in her own convoluted manner
 
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