What high school stereotype would the user above you be?

[Fat Gay Riker]

Goth

Artsy chick, perma-baked.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

NERD!!

 

[Tranimal Farm]

polite and amicable but friendless wallflower. about 8 years after graduation people find out he got charged for noncery

 

[JohnDoe]

Has a seemingly infinite rotating stable of sociopolitical theories that he brings up in every class whenever possible and will just not shut the fuck up, is completely unable to recognize that he seemingly believes in multiple contradictory theories, or flip flops between them. Solid group member though, pulls his weight and more, but useless in gym. If you can tune out his conspirasperging a solid pick to round out the friend group.

 

[Professional Lurker]

The gay-in-denial jock who tries too hard to pretend to like women in front of everyone else.

 

[Spamton]

School bully, most likely

 

[Jason Wynn]

The kid obsessed with Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and constantly models their own art style on it

 

[Solid Snek]

The kid who won't hang out with the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac fans, because they're faggot posers who've never heard of Bauhaus.

 

[Clovis]

Scott Pilgrim-esque arch hipster who only experiences anything through at least 7 layers of ironic detachment. Larping as a quirky laidback outcast but then goes on to pass all his exams and becomes a really boring lawyer or something.

 

[KiwiFarmsIsntRestricted]

A really chill dude when they're outside of the house

 

[glass_houses]

The nervous new meat that the teacher introduces at the front of the class on her first day, while the students eye her and wonder what she tastes like and how high they can make her jump.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Someone who looks like they rock out hard on the weekend, but rarely leaves the basement except to go to class during the week.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

That one Christian girl who fucks her cat

 

[SaltyFanta]

Caught molesting cat on campus, not exactly a stereotype but happened at my school.

 

[Registration]

Caught molesting cat on campus, not exactly a stereotype but happened at my school.

clown kid

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Student council

 

[The Real Fizzicist]

Jock

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

That one kid who's embraced the cowboy life

 

[Meat Target]

The lowkey normie girl who can draw and is actually kinda hot.

 

[Jason Wynn]

The metalhead who has an encyclopedic knowledge of the genre and a weird obsession with body horror movies