What happens in the men's restroom?

[Helvetia]

I've never been in a male restroom but I've always wanted to know what happens in there.

 

[Axiom.]

We pee in this thing called a urinal, it's like a huge bowl that flushes but it's not a toilet. We also talk about sports while having our weewees out, we shake each others hands, we avoid washing our hands afterwards, and we kiss each other goodnight before we leave, UwU.

 

[Forever A Loner]

We drink beer and smoke. Sometimes we play fun games such as sword fighting and piss on the floor.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

George Michael's ghost comes in and blows you. Its great! Its why men go to piss so much when they're out and trying to get laid

 

[Fat Gollum]

One thing I like to do in the men's restroom is ask a stranger if they want to race on who can take a shit the fastest. The loser has to lick the winner's hands clean.

 

[TheRetardKing]

They poop in the urinal.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

We drink beer and smoke. Sometimes we play fun games such as sword fighting and piss on the floor.

Are the swords your penises?

What happens if you really have to shit and piss at the same time? Piss first while praying you don't shit yourself, or head for the bowl and try to angle downwards while shitting for simultaneous release?

 

[Helvetia]

Is it true there's a man employed by the establishment the toilet is within who watches you pee and you're expected to pay him?

 

[Forever A Loner]

Are the swords your penises?

What happens if you really have to shit and piss at the same time? Piss first while praying you don't shit yourself, or head for the bowl and try to angle downwards while shitting for simultaneous release?

Yes. The swords are our penises, unless we were having a literal sword fight, in which case we would be using swords.

It depends on the contents of our bowels, but usually we piss first because it comes out easier and then we squeeze our sphincters to defecate.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Basically the same stuff as the woman's restroom but with a much higher rate of obscene graffiti and/or poop in the sink.

Oh yeah, urinals are a thing too. We try not to poop in those.

 

[grimacefetishist]

They stopped putting soap in them because men would just chug it all as a competition so now they gurgle piss instead. That's how it really gets sprayed all over the floors and walls.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Struggle & regret

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i mostly just go to the men's bathroom to hear other guys tell me how nice my ballsack is.

 

[dick brain]

Collusion

 

[pollution jim]

sometimes orgies happen there

 

[Jason Wynn]

We make autistic movie references with our dicks. Sometimes we “cross the streams” at the urinals. Other times we have lightsaber battles with our dicks. Lots of fun

 

[DankSmoker]

Cocaine, just like the women's bathroom.

 

[Positron]

What happens in the men's restroom​

...stays in the men's restroom.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Gay stuff

 

[DickMain]

Is it true there's a man employed by the establishment the toilet is within who watches you pee and you're expected to pay him?

[loud coughing]