What happened to the melanated hobbits?

[stares at error messages]

Which hobbits have magic melanin? It donned on me that Nigger Peoples don't know Lord Of The Rings.

 

[Absolutego]

I do love the unfortunate implications Hollywood making woke prequels to whiter settings always makes.
Why are there so many negroes and Indians in the Harry Potter game in the 19th century, but very few in the movies set in the 1990's?
Why are these harfoots so conveniently diverse and representative, but the Shire population thousands of years later is snow white?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Thank god for the sickle cell.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Are you talking about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46GmVvklm2g

 

[stares at error messages]

Are you talking about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46GmVvklm2g
https://youtube.com/watch?v=46GmVvklm2g

That game looks like shit. I thought the hobbits would have like magic melanin. Like Gandoff, but black and short. Sortof over powered, so probably why the only nigger is that ET who is obsessed with the ring.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Some say they were exiled, some say they hid with the dwarves, all I know is they aren't in my shire and that's all the matters.

 

[Train Operator]

see, the shire is meant to be an idyllic near perfect place, so naturally there are no mooncrickets.