what does it feel like to be sucked off by a tornado

[Gog & Magog]

???

 

[Cats]

j/o into the eye of the storm (no gay stuff)

 

[eatler]

I’d imagine it would be like those Reddit horror stories where someone makes a homemade toy and it rips up their dick. Do you know how much dirt a tornado, even a small one, is sucking up?