What does 2019 hold in store for Phil?

DarksydeCWC dijo:
If we are talking true, end of times awful for Phil, then he will get Kat preggers.

Honestly that would be the rock bottom and the only thing I could think of that would top the previous odd numbered years
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One part of me wants that to happen, and the other part of me would feel too bad for the child.

I just really want to see how Phil handles it.
1.The announcement and reaction
2.Handling the questions
3.Handling Katt's crazy pregnant shit.
4.Him bitching about not having time to do things and needing even more money than ever before.

I would love to see what happened if Katt started asking Phil to do things for her because she was pregnant. Cooking, running to get random shit.
 
Commander Keen dijo:
Might be surprised, fatherhood has a way of slapping some guys into shape real quick.
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If I thought it would work on Phil, I might actually hope for it, but I honestly, legitimately, as removed from my dislike of him as possible do not believe he would change at all. And that's fucking terrifying to me for that hypothetical child. All Phil would do is beg harder for more money. He would parade that kid in front of the stream as much as possible to generate pitybux.
 
actually dijo:
If I thought it would work on Phil, I might actually hope for it, but I honestly, legitimately, as removed from my dislike of him as possible do not believe he would change at all. And that's fucking terrifying to me for that hypothetical child. All Phil would do is beg harder for more money. He would parade that kid in front of the stream as much as possible to generate pitybux.
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I don’t even think he would do that. He’d get jealous that the baby is getting more attention than him and throw a tantrum that would make the child look like a 30 year old by comparison.
I’ve always thought that if he ever did knock Khet up somehow, he’d be an idiot to tell anyone about it. The smartest thing he could do is just keep it a secret, but ya know he can’t keep his fat mouth shut.
 
Things that aren't his fault, and problems that he couldn't foresee or do anything about.
 
A bankruptcy claim and finally confirming my thoughts on his health issue; diabetes mellitus.

Edit: also, if Kat gets pregnant they’re both screwed. Ain’t no way a young woman is gonna go right back to work after having a child, especially her first. The whole, “being a dad will straighten him up,” is bullshit as well. You have no idea how many guys I have met who lost all privileges with their kids because they couldn’t stop shooting dope and smoking crack. I’ve never met an alcoholic who quit of their own accord just because they had kids. It’s far too common. Phil would end up losing tons of money to child support when Kat realizes he’s not only inept as a streamer, a YouTube content creator, standing up for himself, panhandling, etc. but also as a man and a father. There will be NO WAY they would stay together for the kids.
 
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I mentioned it in the general thread, but I think 2019 is going to see an increase in the "losing my voice" excuse. Both to take time off, and as a guilt tripping measure. Him mentioning how he finally had a day off with Kat, but his voice was so strained they were barely able to talk and how tipping him would really help in case he has to unexpectedly see a doctor, or how he just needs to take the weekend off because his voice is so strained etc.
 
I'm going to go with: Osteoporosis, severe muscle atrophy from disuse, and geriatric wasting due to malnutrition but not comorbid with any disease inhibiting nutrient absorption.

By this time next year he will be a giant, bulbous, bloated head precariously perched atop a brittle skeletal sack of sad, saggy skin. . .so overall about 10% worse than he is today ;)
 
KingjadVCMP dijo:
I predict he'll be hospitalised at some point due to something that was in his control but will blame others for.
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This is ultimate trump card. Its hard to decide if he consciously knows it or not. But this shyster can and will use ailing health as a hail mary.
 
It could go either way. He seems like he's treading water. It all on depends on donators. If a whale doesn't show up he's completely fucked. Or it could go well for him and he lasts into 2020. We'll have to see. He seems really stressed out lately, that is not healthy long term.
 
FailedAttempt dijo:
I don’t even think he would do that. He’d get jealous that the baby is getting more attention than him and throw a tantrum that would make the child look like a 30 year old by comparison.
I’ve always thought that if he ever did knock Khet up somehow, he’d be an idiot to tell anyone about it. The smartest thing he could do is just keep it a secret, but ya know he can’t keep his fat mouth shut.
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Its disguting to think that a father would get all pissy that their kid was taking attention away from them, and its just the kind of disgusting i would expect from dark.

what you guys are forgetting though is his testosterone count is likely in the single digits. with his lifestyle i would say there is nearly no chance of him having working sperm in a count that could impregnate a women. and that is giving him the benefit of the doubt that he is even having sex with the khet.

being that we know dark reads kiwifarms everyday, and knows we have been saying he likely isnt having sex with the khet, its kind of surprising he hasnt given or hinted at a khet pregnancy scare yet.
 
gin_nose dijo:
what you guys are forgetting though is his testosterone count is likely in the single digits. with his lifestyle i would say there is nearly no chance of him having working sperm in a count that could impregnate a women. and that is giving him the benefit of the doubt that he is even having sex with the khet.
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Someone who has to compensate in every single detail of his entire life, against every living and not animated object, has most likely not even a penis. Or the smallest self-confidence in the entire world. In either case, something is really small.

Speaking of self-confidence. In 2019 he will still not learn how to take a joke or how to counter trolls. I thought about this today, and it's so easy if you don't get angry over literally anything:

How's the gout Phil?
Oh it's way better, thank you. I don't have it anymore because I live relatively healthy now. But I still need to watch out, you know what I mean?

How's the Seattle air Phil?
Ackackack, well it's city air, right? I'm in the outer area, nice air here. But damn it's cold this season.

How's your daughter?
Oooh it's a detractor meme, goatlaugh. All my 10 daughters are fine. Damn guys, you are really interested in me, thank you.

His reaction to ITS THE GUY was disgusting. Right direction, but literally unnecessary disgusting, he has not fooled the trolls but only himself. Why is he so fascinated with detailed penis talk? Will he come out as homosexual or at least bisex in 2019? Who knows, but the last days he either misspoke or accidentally gave the truth away: "If I were straight...".
I'll search for the exact quote and source later, I'm a busy gamer who has to shower and use the toilet.
You are welcome. Soma underlined this exact quote quite nice and slow.
 
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I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that on Thanksgiving Phil will reveal that he his facing some sort of financial crisis (tax related? idk, just a guess) that could jeopardize his ability to stay in Casa de Gout. He will then have a month long pity party lamenting on how it could be his last Christmas in the WaKahndo.

But will this third installment round out the #SaveTheHouse trilogy bringing it to a satisfactory conclusion, or will this be dragged out and expanded into a cinematic universe that will stretch on for many years to come?
 
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