What Do You Think Tom Enjoys About Cocks?

[Mariposa Electrique]

We all know Tom loves cocks, but we've never really understood why. He doesn't have a vagina, and we all know cocks weren't meant for the anus or mouths of old hobos. In this thread, we're going to dissect the origin of Tom's lust for cocks, its implications, and the implications for society at large. Who knows, we might even find a cure for bad hygiene.



In the immortal words of Thomas Jay Wasserberg, "A cock by any other shaft would taste just as sweet".

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

All of the above. You forgot smegma though, that's gotta be his favorite part for sure. *Much more accurate now

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

@Daisymae , what do you opine?

 

[Daisymae]

@Daisymae , what do you opine?

he likes that they're attached to 8 yr old dickgurls

 

[Niggernerd]

He really loves some knots

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Honestly, I see Tom as more attracted to vaginas with giant clits, the closer they appear of a dog's birthing canal in a human, the better Tom says. He only likes dick out of desperation. He like em young, small, Egyptian brown, and with a hint of hobosmell.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Honestly, I see Tom as more attracted to small vaginas with giant clits. He only likes dick out of desperation. He like em young, small, Egyptian brown, and with a hint of hobosmell.

Loli futa does sound like something from his search history. If he was into weeb shit, anyway.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Honestly, I see Tom as more attracted to vaginas with giant clits, the closer they appear of a dog's birthing canal in a human, the better Tom says. He only likes dick out of desperation. He like em young, small, Egyptian brown, and with a hint of hobosmell.

So, he likes for North African bucks to break him? I never knew you were into African Pajeets, @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg