What do you think is Null's favorite sex position?

[Gog & Magog]

 

[Doppelmonger]

The cheese grater

 

[dick brain]

Watching Dong-Gone get cucked.

Does watching someone get cucked make you a cuck? A double cuck? Does it alternate?

 

[JerryBeansMan]

Its called the "hot fondue" and he just lays there with his genitals covered in molten cheese

 

[DankSmoker]

The slobbermutt.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Cowgirl for laziness purposes.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Sitting up in bed next to his girlfriend and spooning more ice cream into her mouth.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Facesitting

 

[mannic]

Could you closeted homosexuals stop fantasizing whatever this shit OP asked for? Oh wait, this site is 90% closeted homosexuals...

 

[MadStan]

One that probably includes a woman.

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

he seemed to have enjoyed mating press when I visited him.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Well its obviously going to be the "one handed"

 

[Lurker Child]

Its called the "hot fondue" and he just lays there with his genitals covered in molten cheese

...molten cheddar cheese.

 

[Jason Wynn]

He affectionately calls it the Peruvian Piledriver. It involves going ass to ass with a banana pepper instead of a dildo. Sometimes he’ll let his pet pigeons voyeuristically watch for that little extra kink.

 

[JerryBeansMan]

Well its obviously going to be the "one handed"

A candle made of kraft singles dripping onto him