What do you do with a drunken tranny?

[Eddie Riggs]

Early in the mooooornin'

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

Buy them some rope.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

put a hose pipe in their amhole and flush the stink out of it.

 

[Power Appreciator]

Insurance scam

 

[Anne Hyroe]

This is one of the many instances in which historical precedence gives us the correct answer: shave his belly with a rusty razor

 

[GrammaNazi]

Stick 'em feet first in a chipper shredder.
Stick 'em feet first in a chipper shredder.
Stick 'em feet first in a chipper shredder.
Early in the mornin'.

Fill his stink-ditch with liquid cement
Fill his stink-ditch with liquid cement
Fill his stink-ditch with liquid cement
Early in the mornin'.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Put him in a bed with the presidents daughter

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Tell him he's a man until he's suicidal
Tell him he's a man until he's suicidal
Tell him he's a man until he's suicidal

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I dunno, I’d probably give them a pillow and blanket and leave some ibuprofen nearby.

 

[Vash the Stampede]

Shave his amhole with a rusty razor
Shave his amhole with a rusty razor
Shave his amhole with a rusty razor
Early in tha mooooornin'

 

[Meat Target]

Put a little bath salts in his troonshine
Put a little bath salts in his troonshine
Put a little bath salts in his troonshine
Ear-ly in the mornin'

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Use super glue to close his am hole
Use super glue to close his am hole
Use super glue to close his am hole
To free your nose of its stench

 

[KittyGremlin]

You still go with the rusty razor thing

 

[Juhlonduss]

Cut his fucking eyes out and feed 'em to his Aunt Milly

 

[SNU]

Regardless of gender you make them eat an entire bowl of eggs

 

[Night Crawler]

Hog tie. Douse in gasoline. Set them on fire. Laugh like Sideshow Bob while they scream and burn to death.

 

[rel=alternate]

Take my distances.

Sober trannies are already crazy enough. I don't interact with them regardless of whether they are drunk or not.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

powertop it

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Call the police for harassment so it hopefully goes to men's jail.

 

[GrammaNazi]

Carve a tombstone with his deadname on it
Carve a tombstone with his deadname on it
Carve a tombstone with his deadname on it
Early in the mornin'