What do you check first when you log on to Kiwifarms?

[SITHRAK!]

Just wondering how other Kiwifarmers put on their metaphorical pants when they log in.
For me, it’s looking for replies quoting the dumb shit I’ve been sperging about.
Followed closely by negrates, because it’s always good to know who your intellectual inferiors are.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Home page features then what's new.

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

The Linux Thread, followed by U.S. Politics if I'm interested. Also Pirate Software's thread at this point in time.

 

[Colress]

Here's the pattern I currently go through.

1. Watched threads.
2. Stinkditch threads I give a shit about.
3. Community watch threads I give a shit about.
4. the Nigger and Jeet threads.
5. Internet Famous.
6. Random pics thread and then the pics that made you laugh hysterically thread.

 

[troonshine]

1. BOSSMAN
2. BOSSMAN
3. BOSSMAN
4. BOSSMAN
5. BOSSMAN
6. cats

 

[Fascist Frederick]

6. cats

Too soon...

 

[Rembrandt]

Featured, watched, then a skim through the Shiwi and a few of the other threads I'm interested in but don't want shitting up my watched. Watched's mostly reserved for threads that get little activity on the average.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

i usually only check up on the puppychan and random pics threads, sometimes emmypoo and pizzacake if i'm feeling spicy

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Generally what I do:

1. Anyone who has quoted my posts.
2. Reactions (good and bad)
3. DMs
4. Check the few threads I care about
5. Quick browse through the Internet and Technology board

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I check the community happenings thread, then alerts, then browse around.

 

[Whatevermancer]

My notifications. And since I disabled notifications for ratings, it's new posts in watched threads.

 

[Hellwalker]

My notifications and whatever watched thread has been replied to.

 

[Soso]

The music board, and what are you listening to thread.

 

[Pedophobe]

Gotta see how my reactions are doing.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

I immediately DM Null and call him a nigger.

 

[JohnnyG]

Aside from quote notifications, my entire KF browsing experience is what's in the "New Submissions", "New Off-Topic", "New Politisperging" sidebar boxes.

I litrully never know whether I'm in the Artism Thundercock or Gorl Squawk or whatever subforums, which occasionally causes confusion.

 

[Rango Dango]

I usually check features first if there are any, then read the whole thread if i got a new notification from it
and then I check the fishtank thread

every now and then I also check up on greer v moon

 

[Kari Kamiya]

>implying I ever log off

 

[MrTroll]

I usually check in with my gals in the Beauty Parlor to exchange tips for dealing with menstrual pain, share the latest fashion news, gossip about cute KF admins, etc.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I check how much booze I have
then this.

I immediately DM Null and call him a nigger.