What do I have to do to get inside of you?

[FuckedUp]

Cuz I love the way you move when I'm inside of you.

 

[VIVIIXI]

1) Be more than 3 inches.
2) Bring a courtesy bag (preferably one filled with enough bottles of booze so that I might not notice if the bag slips off).
3) Wrap that shit, cause I don't know where you've been.
4) ???
5) Profit!

 

[Yotsubaaa]

@FuckedUp, buddy, we've been over this. This drunken descent into cowdom is exactly what he wants and expects from you, man! You're being played!

 

[AMHOLIO]

You must look me straight in the eye as you gut me like a fish with only a drinking straw.

 

[Autopsy]

Peritoneoscopy.

 

[Heckler1]

You have to film yourself with a blowup doll yelling "JULAAAY". Then post the video here.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Wear a fursuit and dance for me.

 

[Happy Fish]

lol gay

 

[Jason Wynn]

You don't get it, do you buddy? It'll be me inside of you. We call that the old switcheroo

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

I'd do some depraved shit for a klondike bar

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

shrink ray, then hide inside a hollowed out capsule of omega 3

 

[Lip Glossary]

3) Wrap that shit, cause I don't know where you've been.

Listen gorgeous I ain't wearing no condom, for the same reason I don't wear a nuclear hazmat suit when I get on a roller coaster.

 

[San Marino]

Be vanilla ice cream

 

[Boldizar]

You need to put a hello kitty dildo inside yourself first. On a train, preferably.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

#4 from Dave's Hot Chicken with medium spice, and a bottle of whisky

 

[TheRetardKing]

OP's favorite fetish is vore.