What did your last shit look like?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Please be as detailed as possible.
The last shit I took was nice and soft, a swirl of green and brown like one of those trix yogurt cups.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

Looked like a Chicken Tikka Masala.

 

[Nottafed]

I once took a crap at work that looked exactly like the Virgin Mary, it was freakin' uncanny. I figured it to be some sort of sign from God so I didn't flush and instead went to find someone to verify I wasn't crazy and call the media. My boss looked at me like I was nuts and everyone else either laughed or acted disgusted. I gave up and hurried back to take a picture with my phone, only to see the cleaning lady coming out of the bathroom... 'god bless' she said with a smile. The miracle had been flushed away.

 

[Dumbchan]

All I remember is that it was very long in length.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

It was nice and long and clay like.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Inb4 someone posts a fucking photo

 

[Named User]

Gary Coleman

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Will you heathens please use the Bristol Stool Chart when describing your poop. It's only common courtesy.

 

[Epoch]

like OP's profile picture

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Like your face

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

Lima Bean shells and the odd sprat scales.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

It looked like anal beads because it was.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

Like you OP

 

[Persian Carpet Salesman]

It looked like shit.

 

[Vect]

Do you literally have nothing else to do?

 

[Rozzy]

Brown like a Nigger.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

Well, since you asked.

Spoiler

 

[Me and My Tiny Penis]

Looked like standard government issued fecal matter.

 

[Cats]

Rabbit's Pellets (Severe Constiption)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Kinda like creamy but with a pretty thick consistency, like blended frozen yogurt.