What did you spend your $500 gift card on?

[Lipitor]

Mine went to halloween costume stuff, grocery stores and gas.

 

[Bugaboo]

I don't got one of them

 

[melty]

A fake vagina

 

[nad7155]

Vodka.

 

[yummy hand sanitizer]

Model Magic.

 

[alex_theman]

Black market gender reassignment surgery.

 

[Surtur]

Nerds.

 

[John Furrman]

Hookers and blow.

 

[Hyperion]

I paid a transgendered individual shove a piece of ginger up my ass

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

Legos and vidya, of course

 

[BILLY MAYS]

An autist to surpass Chris-Chan.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I wish I had a $500 gift card, I need to upgrade my computer and have a generally better life

All based around my computer

 

[Jomadre]

Dildos.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

I spent my gift card on 8+ boxes of mediocre delivery pizza on Saturday night. It's the only way I can make people show up to do things with me.

 

[Sonic Rainboom]

...and then you didn't show up (and neither did the pizza) so we went out to dinner without you. If you'd get good food instead of mediocre pizza, people might actually want it. Now even the cat won't show up.

 

[wheat pasta]

I bought A WHOLE BLOCK OF CHEESE!