What did SIGSEGV do?

[Breadbassket]

@SIGSEGV is that one user who has a thing for bear computers and was banned but has now returned.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I made a big stinky fart.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

He made a laptop out of my hat.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

He made a fairly jokey glowpost but that made the glowies take notice of the farms and pester null... that understandably pissed null off.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

He sneeded when he should have chucked.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I made a big stinky fart.

 

[Dickus Biggus]

He shit the bed so hard Null had to send him outside while he finished cleaning the shit. Now that Null has cleaned the shit, he let the bed shitter back in. It is only a matter of time till he shits the bed again.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

He fedposted, got arrested and recruited by the FBI, and is now Kiwifarms' registered FBI agent. [Sadly not the kind of registered agent Null was looking for, though.]

 

[SIGSEGV]

He fedposted, got arrested and recruited by the FBI, and is now Kiwifarms' registered FBI agent. [Sadly not the kind of registered agent Null was looking for, though.]

I was a diversity hire. They have me working in the glass sorting department.

 

[Xenomorph]

MY Mom. Which is crazy cause she's ash.

 

[SIGSEGV]

MY Mom. Which is crazy cause she's ash.

The urn was making me act up.

 

[Point 707]

He shit the bed so hard Null had to send him outside while he finished cleaning the shit. Now that Null has cleaned the shit, he let the bed shitter back in. It is only a matter of time till he shits the bed again.

Impossible, his title specifically says everything he posts is a joke.

 

[draggs]

He looked at Null crossways

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I made a big stinky fart.

Does it stink of onion?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Does it stink of onion?

Yeah, it smells like TOR.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

He fedposted, got arrested and recruited by the FBI, and is now Kiwifarms' registered FBI agent. [Sadly not the kind of registered agent Null was looking for, though.]

Null really should have been more specific.

 

[Lithuophile]

He shot Joseph Robinette Biden 15 times through his soft Aryan skull at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500, United States, on 2200 EST, 05/28/2020

 

[Cats]

Full Blown Rape

 

[Rozzy]

I made a big stinky fart.

You sure did.

 

[Finger Pistols]

He sneeded and fedposted too close to the sun.