What did Null do to you? - Thread for Null-victims

[Useful_Mistake]

Null is a son-of-a-bitch. His poop is used as currency in Argentina.

How much is that in a currency that is worth something (not US dollar or Ruble)?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Null jerked me off at super speed as I was making out with my homie, so it looked like I came just at the touch of my hommie. Can never forgive Null for this

 

[AnOminous]

I blew up Null's body.

But he blew my mind.

 

[mannic]

Null yelled at me and induced my panic attack.

 

[glass_houses]

Null yelled at me and induced my panic attack.

Oh no! He triggered you! What a monster! Did he give you PTSD?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Null yelled at me and induced my panic attack.

Yeah, he does that a lot. Pro tip, if he seems like about to yell, start talking about anime and gay sex. That will scare him off.

 

[mannic]

Oh no! He triggered you! What a monster! Did he give you PTSD?

Yes. He stalks at me every night and he burned my house down cause i called him an angry faggot.

Yeah, he does that a lot. Pro tip, if he seems like about to yell, start talking about anime and gay sex. That will scare him off.

Thanks, maybe ill do that if i had the courage to do so.

 

[Niggernerd]

Nigger stole my bike

 

[mannic]

ok but most of these posts are sexual short fanfictions and I wonder why there's no Null fanfic in Ao3.

 

[glass_houses]

ok but most of these posts are sexual short fanfictions and I wonder why there's no Null fanfic in Ao3.

Because Null is a dirty transphobe, and AO3 is only for heckin' valid people.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

ok but most of these posts are sexual short fanfictions and I wonder why there's no Null fanfic in Ao3.

More people care about my lewd "Null molested me" fanfiction here than they would on Ao3

 

[Broadside]

Null stuck his finger in my mouth mid-yawn and ruined the yawn for me.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

After previous experiences with meeting Null I was very careful this time. We met in a public place, in the outside seating of a restaurant on a large square in Beograd. He seemed nice and sweet, very unlike the previous diabolical rape demon. I thought that perhaps this is the real Josh, not Judas.
Sadly, after some nice smalltalk and sipping of raspberry soda, he asked me "Do you know the Florida restaurant trick?" and I said no.
I don't know if it's a real thing in Florida to the point it's known as a FLorida trick, but it involves hitting the other person in the head with a wrench, taking their wallet and dashing.
This would've been one of the cases where I would prefer "Tell, don't show", alas...
Hospital food here sucks.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

After previous experiences with meeting Null I was very careful this time. We met in a public place, in the outside seating of a restaurant on a large square in Beograd. He seemed nice and sweet, very unlike the previous diabolical rape demon. I thought that perhaps this is the real Josh, not Judas.
Sadly, after some nice smalltalk and sipping of raspberry soda, he asked me "Do you know the Florida restaurant trick?" and I said no.
I don't know if it's a real thing in Florida to the point it's known as a FLorida trick, but it involves hitting the other person in the head with a wrench, taking their wallet and dashing.
This would've been one of the cases where I would prefer "Tell, don't show", alas...
Hospital food here sucks.

At least he didn't rape you afterwards

 

[grimacefetishist]

Created website

 

[Large Marge]

Null stuck his finger in my mouth mid-yawn and ruined the yawn for me.

soo, uhh.. what did it taste like?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

It’s not what Null did to me that matters, but what he did to all of America. These next few words may condemn me to death, but I have reason to believe that Null collaborated with Pipkin Pippa to steal the election for Joe Biden. I have seen internal, and very highly secret, Kiwi Farms documents that show that Null knew of what Biden would do to USA, while Pippa worked behind the scenes to exacerbate Biden-caused issues. Their plan, as far as I was able to make out before I had to flee, was to collapse US economy (something already happening with the unlimited borrowing) and use the combined financial wealth of Null and Pippa to buy out the collapsed America. Afterwards they would marry and become the King and Queen of the Solitary Kingdom of America.

Null has sold you out. Run while you still can.

 

[Blackstar]

It’s not what Null did to me that matters, but what he did to all of America. These next few words may condemn me to death, but I have reason to believe that Null collaborated with Pipkin Pippa to steal the election for Joe Biden. I have seen internal, and very highly secret, Kiwi Farms documents that show that Null knew of what Biden would do to USA, while Pippa worked behind the scenes to exacerbate Biden-caused issues. Their plan, as far as I was able to make out before I had to flee, was to collapse US economy (something already happening with the unlimited borrowing) and use the combined financial wealth of Null and Pippa to buy out the collapsed America. Afterwards they would marry and become the King and Queen of the Solitary Kingdom of America.

Null has sold you out. Run while you still can.

Loss of broom imminent

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Loss of broom imminent

I had to let you all know the truth. I may suffer, but you shall thrive! Never again shall Null occupy our peoples!

 

[Point and Laugh]

He ended my relationship. My boyfriends reaction to a normal MATI stream made me realize he’s an insufferable faggot and I couldn’t pretend otherwise. I’d rather be single then avoid MATI because nono words.