What did Null do to you? - Thread for Null-victims

[Useful_Mistake]

I made a thread on a topic and then a day later null made the same thread and then featured his thread and not mine

That does sound like Null, yeah

 

[Rommelbutt]

Josh-on-Josh crime! Smh.

"Joshua Federov and his 11-year-old friend yelled at a stranger, identified as 29-year-old Joshua David Pence"

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

He cornered me in the McDonald's bathroom, lift down my pants and tongued my asshole.

It's been ten years and I'm still attending therapy.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He cornered me in the McDonald's bathroom, lift down my pants and tongued my asshole.

It's been ten years and I'm still attending therapy.

Have you considered losing weight instead?

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Have you considered losing weight instead?

I'm skinny enough as is.

 

[glass_houses]

I'm skinny enough as is.

This you, my dude?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I'm skinny enough as is.

Not if Null is after your anus.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Not if Null is after your anus.

I'm after Null's anus

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

he burned my crops, poisned my water supply, and delivered a plague upon my house.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

he burned my crops, poisned my water supply, and delivered a plague upon my house.

The man took a shit, stop being so dramatic

 

[Rommelbutt]

 

[glass_houses]

Null finally answered one of my love letters! I was so excited when I got the envelope, but when I tore it open and read his reply, all it said was, "lol Australian," and that he wouldn't take my money.

I am so devastated. I can't leave my bed.

 

[Rockin da Worm]

He stared through the window of my abode for hours straight, gripping a canister of gasoline. I asked what he was doing and he just started squinting at me really hard. I called the police and he scurried off into the wilderness like a squirrel. He left the gasoline there. Sometimes I come home and there's just a kiwi drawn on my front door. I fear for my life, death by kiwifarms, just like Byuu.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I'm couple years younger than Null and back then lived in his neighborhood and so it happened that he ended up babysitting me.
After around a week he violated me with a butter knife. After suffering from mental anguish for years I wanted to start to attend therapy, only for the therapist being none other than Null who told me, "lol", and then "lmao".

I moved as far away as I could from this trauma - to Serbia, into a lightly bombed little house. I almost completely forgot about the things that happened, was being sweet on a local postwoman Jovanka. Things were good. One morning the doorbell rings, I open the door with a big smile on my face, expecting Jovanka, but it's Judas Connor Moon in all his satanic splendor ! " I wanted to return this butterknife to you and it was cheaper to walk over than to ship it" he said with evil behind his eyes.

He cackled as I cried, just like he has those many many years ago.

 

[The Tall Man]

Josh drank my milkshake.

 

[glass_houses]

Josh drank my milkshake.

You're too fat to drink milkshakes anyway.

 

[JJLiautaud]

He raped me behind an Arby's back in 08 I haven't been able to go back since. Where else am I to get a mediocre roast beef sandwich for slightly too much? Jersh's deviltry knows no bounds.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He raped me behind an arbies back in 08 I haven't been able to go back since.

Null, wtf, why do you only rape people behind Arby's? Like, have some change in your life, rape someone behind a burger king or something

 

[*sigh*]

Null built my hotrod.

 

[Cornfed]

He said something cruel to me. He said "We're the balls on the dick."