What did Null do to you? - Thread for Null-victims

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He told me to KIS because I spilled the beans on the covert, incestuous relationship between admins and their jannies
We are all related, you see, and often have week-long intense orgies. The N'wahs are not invited. Have to keep the bloodline pure, you know.
 
There was this one evening a while back where I was picking up some pizza from this small pizza place I really like. As I finished depositing the pizzas into my car's passenger seat I get a solid knock on my noggin and forcefully yanked onto the ground.

Next thing I know, I hear a strangely familiar voice scream, "Stay the fuck away from my pizza you filthy spic!". I was a bit dazed but I could make out a tubby somebody in all black with a balaclava running off with my pizzas.

I only found out later watching a long lost stream.me stream that Null was the pizza thief. I didn't think it was him at first because I thought the hit to my head made the culprit sound funny. I only realized it was him because he described trying pizzas exactly like the ones I ordered. If I recall correctly, he hated all of them and disposed of them immediately.
 
The faggots wanted to do gayops with the IRS to own a fat lolcow.

Null made the right call in my opinion.
I'm not objecting to it too hard. It could definitely use a rest of a week or two. Still he should eventually open it and ban some retards who appear unaware of what site they're on.
 
He told me that the erotic novella I wrote about Chris Chan and Jacob Sockness bringing about the dimension merge was ‘weird’ and that I should be ashamed.
 
I did the crime of not reading the rules and my thread got deleted 😭 I need a "How not to be dumb on kiwi farms for dummies" book Screenshot_2023-01-25-13-32-57-83_e4424258c8b8649f6e67d283a50a2cbc.jpg
 
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