What did Null do to you? - Thread for Null-victims

[Bernie Gores]

He fucked my dog and killed my wife, while recording it all.
I have the MP4 on my MacBook.

 

[Mr.Logistics]

He ate my asshole like soft serve behind the MacDonald's dumpster

 

[FuckedOffToff]

He's secretly the father of my eldest son. Here's a picture, for proof:

 

[speedweed]

Null committed a string of heinous war crimes in the Donbass between 2015 - 2019 while serving with the Azov battalion.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

He drank Coca Cola Zero instead of Diet Pepsi.

 

[Hannibalistique]

He's refusing to indulge our shipping of him with Kay Ann.

His fanphobia needs to be curbed.

 

[Johnny Salami]

He edited my post to make images thumbnails
fuck PCfags, phoneposters run the world

 

[StacticShock]

He pozzed me in the neghole.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Somehow he blocked the sewers in my town with a camel carcass
only one of the many crimes of the Eternal Null

 

[Autist in a Barrel]

Null made me a full on racist

 

[glass_houses]

Null stole all of the biscuits in my house and now I don't have any to put out for Santa.

 

[Octavia]

Null made me commit suicide

 

[Sparkley]

Null told me to go outside and laughed at me.

 

[SillySherman]

Jewshua Moon stole all my milk, including the "special" stock I had in my balls.

 

[ReasonablyRetarded]

Null spiked my drinking water with industrial strength laxatives after purposefully clogging my toilet with dried banana peppers & flooding my bathroom.

 

[Just a Humble Farmer]

He burned my house to the ground, my family is DEAD! What do I do?!

 

[glass_houses]

He burned my house to the ground, my family is DEAD! What do I do?!

Sneed and dilate.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

He gave me an award rating for a gif I made. It is one of the few positive things I've gotten in life.

Artists recreation:
Ver archivo adjunto 4130820

 

[BoomerPrime]

This bastard secretly replaced my usual coffee with Folger's Crystals.

I DID notice the difference, Null. And I'm not happy.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Back when Null and I were friends. He once ran into the house when I left the door unlocked. That was literally worse than being murdered so I spent an entire three years chasing him down with a pump action shotgun while trying to get him arrested for trespassing and stalking.