What did Null do to you? - Thread for Null-victims

[Cats]

@Null relpugised the pones in my piddly ahoo

 

[DaBigBopper]

He repeatedly talked during the anime clubs showing of Gundam: War in the Pocket. He then ate like fifty Hot Pockets and proceeded to fart in front of the heating element so the smell would spread through the room. It was like anudda shoah.

 

[The handsome tard]

He touched me

"Where?"

*pokes chest* In my heart

"Awwww~"

 

[AnOminous]

He made me eat all the eggs.

I cried out: "Why are you doing this?"

 

[Abella]

He showed up to my house and made me eat a whole sheet cake.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Saw Null today in a Beograd grocery store. Tried to ignore him to give him his privacy but he pointed at me and loudly shouted "this nigger's buying lemons" after which I got savagely beaten by a group of random shoppers

 

[AmpleApricots]

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it in the head!

 

[AbyssStarer]

Null left the gain really high on his podcast and I got tinnitus when he played music.

 

[Juhlonduss]

He stopped saying "errverr" and a little piece of me died.

 

[Desu Mountain]

Nullatco hurt my weenie.

 

[Space_Dandy]

Never forget, the Lego Controversy.

Say you're sorry @Null and all of the elephant shit I send you every year stops!

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

He crushed my balls

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

He kept my hope alive.

 

[thegrayman]

I once called him fren, and he did not say fren back...

 

[The NSA]

I invited Null to my house to eat Hot Pockets and watch mass shooting videos. I really just wanted to show him my aquariums so he’d think I’m cool.

When I came back from the kitchen, I saw him squatting over my placket betta tank. The fish was gone, he’d hurled himself to the floor choosing suicide over subjecting himself to Dear Leader’s reign of terror. Pond snails were breaching the top of the tank and tumbling onto the shelf below. Dwarf shrimp were throwing themselves against the filter intake sponge in a fruitless attempt at freedom.

When he was done, Null made direct eye contact, which makes me very uncomfortable. He said “Sweep it up. You’re the jannie now.“ Then he left.

TLDR: Null shit in my betta tank.

 

[Rommelbutt]

He called me a nigger when I asked to get unbanned in SneedChat.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He called me a nigger when I asked to get unbanned in SneedChat.

That's probably the only true post in this entire thread.

 

[BirdUp]

fingered my sphincter

 

[The Luigi Player]

THIS "NULL" THAT I WANT TO "PUT MY 6 NUTS IN" KEEPS BOMBING MY FUCKING SHED AND HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!


See earlier story:

Spoiler: NULL

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the human so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the forums I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every forum post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Null. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Null's Fat Serbian Ass-hole. I want him to have my bi-racial human babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the fruits. I'd dressed the bowls in my skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Null again.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

One time I tried to change my username and he said no and called me a faggot, and then a short time later in chat he also called me a nigger