What crime did the person above you commit?

[Bob Page]

Mass rape spree.

 

[Jmz_33]

Nuked the shit out of Israel.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Nuked the shit out of Israel.

Shat outside the litter box.

 

[Nobunaga]

Treason

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Activating his race card.

 

[Kiislova]

Made fox her bottom

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Made fox her bottom

Likely a furfag

 

[guccigash]

I plead the fifth.

 

[JM 590]

Contempt of court for giggling and drinking a fifth while saying she pleads the fifth

 

[Bonedome]

Creating an offensive videogame, then raping someone with it.

 

[Jmz_33]

Harboring 13 African American sex slaves in there basement.

 

[Recoil]

Stalking Cathy Guisewite and stealing underwear off her clothesline for nefarious fap related purposes.

 

[JM 590]

Stole a submarine to go into the Marianas Trench to set the world record for the deepest hentai fap

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Gave R. Kelly a gold shower, inspiring him to give away free gold showers to the first 100 underage girls he sees.

 

[JM 590]

Jizzed inside of at least fifty copies of Star Fox Adventures before re-shrinkwrapping and returning them to stores

 

[Jmz_33]

Rape

 

[Lame Entropy]

Elder abuse and neglect for the purpose of being able to eat them quicker.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Robbed a liquor store by brandishing a very irate mountain lion.

 

[JM 590]

Went on a killing spree after being driven mad by trying to beat Zak McKracken & the Alien Mindbenders with no help whatsoever

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Went on mass tickling spree. Possession of an Assault Feather without a license.