What cat activity do you enjoy participating in?

[NekoRightsActivist]

Is there any cat-ish thing you do? I like confined myself in a tiny space, such as covering myself under the blanket when I sleep, just like a cat UwU. How about you?

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Naps, God I love me a good nap. Also staying up late and avoiding people.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Screaming and running through the house at ungodly hours.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I smoke weed. Cats have catnip

 

[Grundlejungle]

I take the most vile, toxic shits in the universe, just like cats do.

 

[Meat Target]

I hiss at people if I don't like them.

 

[Wahgonga]

Often times I get the urge to run like a bat out of hell from one end of the house to the other after taking a dump. However, I draw the line at sitting and waiting outside the bathroom door when someone else is in there.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I like to mark my territory with piss

 

[Grub]

I like to roll on my back and trick people into rubbing my belly then as soon as they do I grab them with my hands and feet and bite them.

 

[GhostButt]

I like to roll on my back and trick people into rubbing my belly then as soon as they do I grab them with my hands and feet and bite them.

VIOLENTLY DEFEND UNDERCARRIAGE

 

[Butterschmalz]

Not giving a shit about the holocaust. No cat fucking gives a shit.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Finding a nice patch of sun to lie down in. Cat's know what's up.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I like leaving dead bodies in front of peoples houses.

 

[TurdFondler]

I push all my food to the sides of my plate instead of eating it and then complain I'm still hungry.

 

[Wraith]

Killing people or wildlife and dropping them on the floor or bed of someone I care about.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

De boning smoked trout/salmon and putting it onto plates for dinner, cats tend to purr like an idle chainsaw and dance on their hind legs around my feet whenever I do that and they get some scraps of course.

 

[Pimpleking55]

Mating and coughing up furballs.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Not giving a shit about the holocaust. No cat fucking gives a shit.

Der Furrer disagrees.

 

[Character from a movie]

I stand outside of people's houses and scream until they open the door. Then I quickly turn around and run away.

 

[Champion The Wonder Horse]

Shitting in the neighbours flowerbeds