What are your thoughts/opinions on skeletons?

This one gives me nightmares. The rest are ok.

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Bone titties on skeletons crack me up. Boobs would just be solid bone. Could you imagine breaking your tit bone?
 
My skeleton seems rather fragile, ive broken a bunch of bones. So, fuck you, Skellie.

So this past friday i was late for my train, ran up the stairs at the station, tripped and kinda hurt my shin.
It wasnt too bad i thought. I was out all night, didnt hurt that much. Saturday went fine too, so did sunday. Monday it hurt a lot and i was walking with a limp.

When i woke up this morning i couldnt walk at all, and my entire shin was black.

Turns out i broke my leg, kinda chipped the bone, and have been walking around with a broken bone for days, causing a massive infection.

Fuck my skeleton.

Edit: The same exact thing happened a couple years ago. I ran up stairs, fell, didnt know i broke my shin, got a massive infection.
It's kind of a tradition now i guess.
 
So this past friday i was late for my train, ran up the stairs at the station, tripped and kinda hurt my shin.
It wasnt too bad i thought. I was out all night, didnt hurt that much. Saturday went fine too, so did sunday. Monday it hurt a lot and i was walking with a limp.

When i woke up this morning i couldnt walk at all, and my entire shin was black.

Turns out i broke my leg, kinda chipped the bone, and have been walking around with a broken bone for days, causing a massive infection.

Fuck my skeleton.

Edit: The same exact thing happened a couple years ago. I ran up stairs, fell, didnt know i broke my shin, got a massive infection.
It's kind of a tradition now i guess.

Im back from another visit to the Doc, got two new medications to fight the infection.
"Ok, so basically you're going to feel like shit for a week or two. No matter what you eat, you're only going to poop a thin oily substance. And you're going to poop 15-20 times a day. I'd advice you to always stay very close to a toilet, 50 meters might be too far when the oil is on it's way."

fml
 
I like skeletons. Whenever I got to a museum and they have human bones lying in a glass case then I'm all over that.

Artifacts are nice and all but I wanna look at all the old breaks and signs of malnutrition that are etched on the remains of the people who lived back in those eras. I don't care about their ancient bronze trowels or whatever.
 
A skeleton has been inside me since I was very young, and I'm finally pressing charges. #metoo
 
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