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The reason I never platinumed Remake or Rebirth, despite loving both, is because of the Hard Mode trophy. I hate trophies/achievements tied to difficulty, especially when you're required to play through the game multiple times.
I love when you can do all the achieves on normal then replay it in NG+ to get the hard achieves etc. Sometimes it's practically impossible without having all the perks unlocked. At that point you're also used to parrying without indicators, ie. Arkham or Spiderman.

I'm still sat here wanting to beat Diablo 2 at least once in my lifetime but I just can't bring myself past act 3. It's such a boring slog, even if you can beat the entire thing in 12 hours.
 
I recently finished Earthbound for the first time. Naturally then, I have no nostalgia towards it yet I’d say it still totally holds up. I got maybe 40 hours out of it total. There’s a few obtuse elements such as a couple of boss fights are looking for you to do something very specific to actually win (including the final one), but nothing too terrible considering the time it came out when everything was obtuse. I look forward to playing Mother 3 in the future.

In a similar vein, I finished Yume Nikki in a day afterwards. I first tried the game (honestly it’s more of a proto walking sim) almost two decades ago but didn’t understand it and quit out of frustration. In my latest playthrough I got kind of bored and a little frustrated again after a couple of hours, so I used a hint guide to give me a little more direction and enjoyed that more. The art, which is the real appeal, was very cool in my opinion and I can see why it’s been so influential.

I also picked up a game called GlitchSpankr since it was on sale, but it’s become one of the only games I’ve ever refunded on Steam. The gameplay was actually kinda fun, you smash objects and get points/money to upgrade and unlock things in your main hub, but oh Lordt the writing and voice acting was making me genuinely cringe. I wanted to still give the game a shot anyways and tried to mute dialogue, but the menu doesn’t let you. You can turn it down but not mute the dialogue, and there was no way to disable text boxes either. The best way I could probably describe it is theater kid-like, both with its “humor” and also the DEEPEST SCARY LORE it started alluding to from the beginning. I’m actually bummed because the gameplay loop seemed cool. Oh and for some godforsaken reason, there is a constant waggle motion applied to your cursor even when you’re in menus that you can lessen somewhat, but not disable. I am begging game devs to never ever do that shit again.

Lastly, I used that refund money to pick up Dredge instead, and I am very very glad I did. I picked it up after seeing praise for it from @Ughubughughughughughghlug here. The gameplay loop of fishing, looking for materials, upgrading your ship, and exploring is exciting and addicting. I’ve been aware of Dredge since it first released but just never got around to it until now. Definitely recommended.
 
Resident Evil Village I actually refunded two hours in. Fucking terrible. I was trying it because I liked Conscript and people say that was straight up Resident Evil's formula (in isometric GameBoy-like perspective). I was interested mostly in Biohazard since I'm precious about Southern crap and also a bit in Village since people said it was classic, actiony Resident Evil with a sort of Universal Monster movie kind of theme park vibe. The problem is it's extremely slow to open - two hours in and it hadn't gotten to what I would call real gameplay - and this is in service of... just... terrible dialogue, stupid plotting, I don't expect Resident Evil to have a good plot, I know what it is, but I do expect it to fuck off. Dude will get his fingers chewed off or his body thrown on a hook and just shrug it off, IN THE NARRATIVE. I know there's a lore reason for it, but it deflates any tension. Hated it. Then immediately regretted the refund because I DID want to see where this bullshit was going.
If it didn't click during the castle sequence (if you got that far) I don't think it'll click at all. To me, Village feels like a love-letter to RE4 but "scarier" and less cheesy action, and with Ethan Winters from RE7 continuing his story except we're bringing back Chris Redfield completely instead of whatever the fuck Chris was in RE7. There's a sequence 3/4ths into the game that feels like a glorified shooting gallery in a good way, if you like RE4's gameplay, but it's not worth soldiering through the slower points of the game where you just hunt for treasure.
If you played RE7, the reason for Ethan's durability will eventually make sense and clear up some plot points including Rosemary Winters. It's still weird magic woo nonsense even when you compare it to the rest of Resident Evil, including that time Chris Redfield punched a giant rock in the middle of an active volcano, and I like RE7-8.
If you really want to experience it, go find a Let's Play or a longplay stream of it. Bonus points if you have a girlfriend/wife and you are parents, there's a sequence 2/4ths into the game I think she'd get horrified from (in a good way).
 
It is a great series. 1 and 2 play similarly and are a blast. 3 and 4 play similarly (but a little differently than 1 and 2) and are also a lot of fun. Good choice!
Ended up finishing 3 and would say I love the initial trilogy.
Each game was different in it's own way, but each expanded on those differences really well.

My wife ended up getting me 4 out of the blue since she saw I was playing through the series, which was a sweet thing of her to do.
I'll be real though, compared to the initial trilogy, 4 just isn't the same.
Like the individual locations themselves are really cool, the music score is really good, and the gameplay is decent.
The story and characters though aren't really compelling, and the biggest issue really is the open world mechanic that felt like it was thrown in just because.
It was a decent enough game, but personally I wouldn't put it up there with the original trilogy.
 
Lastly, I used that refund money to pick up Dredge instead, and I am very very glad I did. I picked it up after seeing praise for it from @Ughubughughughughughghlug here. The gameplay loop of fishing, looking for materials, upgrading your ship, and exploring is exciting and addicting. I’ve been aware of Dredge since it first released but just never got around to it until now. Definitely recommended.
Well I hope it holds up better for you than it did for me because I got sick of it by the end.
 
Has anybody played Barotrauma?
I've seen it a couple times and thought it looked interesting but it looks like there could be a lot of time in it, and wanted to make sure it was worth getting.
 
Recently got in a nostalgic mood and decided to replay the gears of war trilogy. They all still hold up really well, but that could just be my nostalgia googles
 
Sunset Overdrive is amazing so far.

This one was infamous for a brief moment in 2014, which... Jesus that was an eternity ago. I wasn't even an adult yet. And the whole reason I was interested was twofold. Firstly that people said it's kind of a skateboarding game (it's not), a genre I never played (TOny Hawk was before my time and I wasn't a suburban White boy), and secondly that the Internet hated it. I remember it was like yesterday. Sunset Overdrive had the NERVE, the fucking NERVE, to be joyous and goofy and unabashedly preteen-boy-that-thinks-hes-cool-cool, and at that time prestige vidya games still tended to need to be serious business. Oh yes, I remember back when proto-incels hated that proto-foids played Angry Birds instead of Battlefield, Dark Soul was the Dark Souls of Dark Souls, and the greatest game ever made was The Last of Us, see, because it was like a zombie movie, but it was a game, so it was like a playable zombie movie, which meant it was 10/10 storytelling, I cry every time.

You see what I'm getting at. Sunset Overdrive was tonally at odds with its era, so it got excoriated for being tryhard and cringe. And at some point I'm reminded of its existence and I think back to myself "wow my spidey sense is telling me that we, the collective "gamers" (gamers were a thing back then) were probably massive faggots."

Well, we WERE massive faggots. This is wonderful. It made me go fuck yeah ten times in the first five minutes. I made a character, right off the bat, that is a giant Batman the Animated Series-looking lunk of a man, basically a giant mandingo Elvis (Black, pompadour, massive Chad jaw, built like a brick shithouse, muttonchops) and dressed him in a fruity shirtless vest and tight running shorts and makeup and a drum corps hat like the 1st Grenadier Regiment of San Francisco.

The game is what the studio that did the modern Spiderman games cut their teeth on. It's a movement system gimmick game like Dying Light, Ass Creed and Just Cause. You have a modern city with rails (which I mean in the broadest sense, power lines, rails, anything that looks suggestively rail-like) to grind on, things to bounce off of to jump very high, and you use that to fight mutants (zombies, coming in massive swarms). The aesthetic is unironic 1990s X-Games sort of punk, totally radical, you know. The mutants are caused by an energy drink.

The funniest shit is that this 2014 release has your Q, your gadget wizard, be a jive-talking Black man that looks like he'd play craps in a 1970s Harlem alleyway (got the fedora, chain, shirt unbuttoned at the top) named Floyd. Yes, like the Saint Floyd.

The humor is more ambient than anything. Not funny on its own merits but exists entirely in service of going wheeeeeeeeee. It's not like Borderlands lolsorandom, it's more very light (lowbrow, low effort) satire, light lolsorandom and wisecracking mixed together. The fact the game comes with a "vulgarity filter" tells you all you need to know about it being aimed at a mixture of young teens and adults. Which is why it utterly flopped with the srs gamer demographic.

Only played a few hours but I'm very content with having purchased it.

By contrast, I also booted up Suzerain. Without trying to powerlevel myself too much, I have a formal background in work involving constitutional stuff and loved Disco Elysium. I found it so fucking boring I had to leave it for another day and try. Nothing like exposition by loredumping Ruritanian political movements at me and setting up my character as a choose your own adventure novel.

If it didn't click during the castle sequence (if you got that far) I don't think it'll click at all.
I gave up right at the point in the castle where you escape the hook you're impaled on by the milf vampire. Since you said that I looked it up, saw with shock the castle is just one stage of hte world, not the centerpiece. I don't think it's going to click with me. Not that Resident Evil itself wouldn't click wiht me, necessarily, but my goodwill was already drained even as my curiosity was raised.

I don't handle actual horror well and I suspect that for a "horror-ish" Deep Southern thing South of Midnight (I loved We Happy Few from the same devs) would work better for me. People were slagging it off as woke but from what I've read it isn't, it's just... about Black people. In Louisiana. Where Black people live.
 
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Why did you capitalize the B in "black?"
Because they're an ethnic group and we capitalize ethnic groups, same as we do Frenchmen, Asians and Savoyards. The same reason I capitalize the w in White. It's a recent change to the English language but one I approve of. In formal writing (the kind an HR marm would read) I use both Black and White. If you like it then you like it. If you don't then suck my Dick.
 
Because they're an ethnic group and we capitalize ethnic groups, same as we do Frenchmen, Asians and Savoyards. The same reason I capitalize the w in White. It's a recent change to the English language but one I approve of. In formal writing (the kind an HR marm would read) I use both Black and White. If you like it then you like it. If you don't then suck my Dick.

It's gay. Make a note of it.

Also, French is a nationality. There are black and white French people.
 
It's gay. Make a note of it.

Also, French is a nationality. There are black and white French people.
It comes from Globohomo, but just because something comes from bad dudes that doesn't make it a bad idea. Me writing White (when it comes up) annoys Leftist types. Many people like white and black because it's traditional. I like White and Black because I think it's a sensible language reform I agree with on its own merits. Black and "white" is a powerplay and I don't do that.

You know my point, same as using Asian. Or, how about latino? Latino/latino.

Black is an ethnic group. It's a race at a grand scale and its usually used in the US to refer to a specific ethnic group. Globohomo likes to call them "Foundational," I prefer Colonial since it's less celebratory and more descriptive (the Blacks that came in as colonial slaves and their descendants), though I can't really use my own bespoke vocabulary since nobody would know what I mean. Sometimes I say Black Southerners if I have to clarify and it wouldn't cause regional confusion. They don't have borders but they're still a thing with an accent, dialect, foodways, religious practices, etc., just like a catalan doesn't have a country but it sure looks weird to write it as "catalan," doesn't it?


Edit: I'm being a dickhead about it because some people are bullies.
 
It comes from Globohomo, but just because something comes from bad dudes that doesn't make it a bad idea. Me writing White (when it comes up) annoys Leftist types. Many people like white and black because it's traditional. I like White and Black because I think it's a sensible language reform I agree with on its own merits. Black and "white" is a powerplay and I don't do that.

I appreciate your consistency. And Sunset Overdrive is a good time.
 
I appreciate your consistency. And Sunset Overdrive is a good time.
Okay. I was a bit of a dick, I just got defensive because I've had to argue about this before with people that were a lot ruder about it. It's not a leftist kowtow for me. Sometimes I will miss a capitalization just as a typo.



Btw everyone the shotgun in sunset overdrive has two balls like a cock and balls
 
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